and what about it?

Another proposal: four Peter Parkers living in an apartment New Girl style. Starring Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Jake Johnson, and Tom Holland.

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Flat

they still can't afford rent

They're all consistently confused when the news reports on one of the other spider-men saving people at times and places they KNOW they weren't there for but rationalize it away like "I dunno, I mean... Maybe I just forgot...? It's been busy today I might have like... Hm... I.... "

Eye contact while you’re inside her.

Eye contact while you’re eating her out

Eye contact while she’s swallowing your soul away

Eye contact.

Local furry

…he’s right and he should say it

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

so anyways. who up for a girl gang

more about the Sukeban girl gangs: X