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— ✴︎ 🎬 Spiderman x Johnny Storm headcanon . 🔥 🕷️

✴︎MBJ johnny storm, who’s extremely cocky when it comes to flexing his muscles around Peter. Bragging with words like “bet you ain’t never seen biceps look this good huh.” Making Peter practically drooling, not hearing a single word he says

Johnny stares at himself in the mirror flexing his back muscles and biceps

“bet you ain't never seen abs look this good parker” he smirks to himself, turning around to show Peter more of his V line

Peter stood there with a little drool down his lip, snapping photos of johnny with no care

“What were you saying again?”

AG spiderman/peter parker , taking pictures of Johnny everywhere. No matter what the day is like, he loves tkaing pictures of his lover any chance he can get even when he’s upset or angry

— “dude I look terrible in that picture!” Johnny cries on his knees staring down at the photo of him

“What i think it looks adorable” Peter reassures him squatting down to pat his back

“You took this picture of me while I was snoring,” Johnny let out glaring at Peter

“Still cute..!” 

MBJ Johnny storm, who steals peters sweatpants almost like everyday just to end up burning it whenever theres a mission

—“Are you serious! This is the fourth sweats this week, dont you have any of your own.” Peter shouts at Johnny from outside of his window

“Sorry your pants are more comfortable, I’ll get you new ones later!!” He yells back, his words at fading away as he flew faster

“I’ve gotta start locking my doors now..” peter murmurs to himself shutting the window

AG spiderman/peter parker, who tried to give Johnny waves but fails miserably due to the fact he’s not good with hair, only photographs

—“ I don’t think I did it right..” Peter muttered to himself, holding the durag in his hands,

sue giggles standing in front of the bathroom door holding a towel , “maybe let’s stick to what we do best peter”

“Yeah…I like that idea a lot more” Johnny mumbled, a tear rolling down his face with disappointment

MBJ Johnny storm, who gets extremely jealous when he notices black cat and ghost spider trying to hit on Peter, ends up sabotaging their cool moments and back flips with a little fire

— “joh-I mean torch! What the heck did you do that for” spiderman yells at the human torch, floating in the air with blazing heat

“I didn’t see them..and besides my finger slipped” Johnny smirked cockily as he lied through his teeth staring dead into black cats eyes

“So my bad…not” he whispered to himself rolling his eyes at black cat

AG spiderman/ peter parker, who likes to try on Johnny’s suit and clothes, wondering which inspo would look good for his new costume

—“say you wouldn’t mind if I kept this right?” Peter says with the biggest grin on his fast, a large pile of clothes stacked on top of each other

Johnny stares at him raising his eyebrow as he takes a bite into his burrito, “sure..”

MBJ Johnny storm, who loves surprising Peter with different cameras nearly like once every week

— “Johnny are you serious this is like the third camera you’ve gotten me this week!” Peter shouts holding the expensive camera in his hands

“Eh who cares. If you don’t want it I can get you another one” Johnny replied back smirking at him, shrugging his shoulders

“Dude you’ve gotta be kidding me..”

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The Odyssey "daddy" debate is as tiresome as the accent complaints

And it is both very telling and very interesting that his final straw is Langdon openly mocking his masculinity, the back-handed compliment of stating Whitaker doesn't seem like a gym guy, starting to make what was obviously going to be a crude and inappropriately derisive joke about his sex life. And I don't think Langdon is intending to be as mean spirited or triggering as Whitaker is perceiving it--he has had moments of trying to be a genuinely good teacher to him, being helpful and kind. But still, he has been condescending and patronizing all day, forcing a familiarity and power dynamic to their non-existent relationship that Whitaker is very clearly not okay or comfortable with at all. And exhausted from this shift, stressed about his badge and the shitty old lady and Amy and money, Whitaker has completely lost his ability to swallow it all down. And so for the first time that day, maybe ever, he asserts a firm boundary and stands up for himself.