ur dad calls me sir

Sorry I called you a 'good boy' in public. I just wanted to watch your brain short circuit.

it's kinda slutty when a man has long hair. like what do you want me to do, grab you? lol

puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.

I just want to viciously fuck the love of my life till they’re brain dead and cumming all over my cock. But I also want to support their goals and continuously reassure them of my love and that I adore them for their entire existence.

maid tried to kill me again by putting poison in my tea she doesn't know that i'm something far more terrifying masquerasing as a princess but i honestly don't think i'll tell her because i think it's really really adorable how desperately she wants to kill me. i don't want her to stop trying. i want to see the look on her face grow progressively more terrified the more she realizes things that should kill me don't seem to do anything. and in that moment i want to embrace her so gently like a mother carrying a child, and show her exactly how much i love the little game we play, her and i

tie your brat up with christmas lights this season☺️

*whines about wanting to be a sex toy*

do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

nothing turns me on more than knowing how much im turning you on

Being a lover boy is the hottest thing a man can do