muse inspo text posts.

I got hoes hitting me over the head with wine bottles

maybe i wasn’t meant to be loved

sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

you’re in his dms i’m in his homicidal fantasies

hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

maybe if i was covered in blood i would calm down.

do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

cock warming...? no no you heard wrong i said cock WARNING this dick is a public menace

im gods favorite open wound

pretty boys whose eyes roll back into their head when you finally touch them. pretty boys who whisper "oh fuck" under their breath. pretty boys who need to be restrained because they can't handle the teasing. pretty boys who forget they're holding their breath and let out little gasps and pants. pretty boys who cry when they get to leak for you.

let’s kiss with mouthfuls of blood to deepen our bond

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

whore outfit ( buttoned up shirt and full length pants)