welcome to the rodeo!

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

on one hand i totally get people whom tlt doesnt work for stylistically or in terms of tone but on the other hand when people just react to it like ewww homestuck it's like. i guarantee a lot of stuff u like was inspired by even worse stuff. but also. homestuck fandom had more femslash than any fandom you people have ever been in all put together. put some respect on the name. u can bitch about homestuck fans when you're making as compelling yuri as they were

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times