'cause we both know you're unstable

It’s more comforting to convince yourself that all men are assholes then it is to face reality which is that your ex boyfriend wasn’t destined to become an asshole but for a variety of complicated societal and personal reasons he ended up that way anyways even though he could’ve chosen to not be an asshole

Small correction here: while combined NSAID use can hurt your liver in extreme cases/dosages, they're actually a bit more dangerous to your kidneys. They are definitely an inflammation killer though (they target COX enzymes that make prostaglandins which contribute to inflammation in a big way), and when your pain is due to inflammation they're really good. When it's not, Tylenol is a suitable alternative (it blocks a sub-type of COX enzyme, we're pretty sure, but specifically in the brain), but Tylenol is actually a bigger danger to your liver; make sure you take the recommended dosage and don't exceed the max. But overall, yes, livers and kidneys and stomachs should all be protected from poor OTC drug use!

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

Normalize combining baby and adult things in regression. Let me put coffee in my bottle like the twenty year old child I am

I love being put in a mating press. Legs over my head and they're pounding into me until they can cum. My arms tied over my head and all I can do is stare at their pretty face while I lose my mind. They tell me how pathetic I look, so fucked out, begging to be bred. Begging to have their puppies in my bunny hole. I'm sucking their fingers or their tongue and they just keep going until it's leaking out. A puddle forming under me from our cum. They're hitting so deep that I'm just continuously squirting on them. I want it so bad.

it’s awfully tumblr of me to be feral and horny one minute and deeply lonely and sad the next

Holding her favorite vibrator on her clit until she makes a mess all over our bed sheets, and then continuing to hold it there while forcing my fingers into her pretty mouth until she squirts once more. "Look at you! That’s my good girl! Shhh, shhh, it’s okay. I’m here. I'm here. I know you’re enjoying this. Don’t worry, love, we’re nowhere near done.”

interlocking fingers while fucking >>>>

who’s up thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae i’m thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae

Fucking you in the woods so Mother Nature can listen to how much I love you