Things I’m always down for: - road trips - breakfast for dinner - coffee - naps - good music

you know that thing where when you’re getting eaten out you get a little (a lottle) wiggly and they pin your hips down so they can keep eating? yeah thinking about that at this ungodly hour

having a blorbo be like “Omg have you seen that one scene where he closes the door ????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Oh and that other scene where he’s eating food ???😍😍😍😍!!!!!!! omg I love him so much 💕💕💖✨🌸💕✨💖💕💓💗🌟🌸💕✨💓”

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

happy birthday to the only video game ever

Power bottom Miranda x service top Andy

“i know baby, i know” in that teasing, fake pitying voice.. i’ll actually go insane

you can still respect her and fuck her like a slut it's not this or that.

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

Dirt should be fuckable

if i, lets say, tell you a story about going on a trip to europe and you stay the night on a very weird village but you are waken up to basically get imprisoned by a hot mean crow lady who drugs you and bathes and calls you dove, would you understand what im talking about? (Omg i really hope this is you pluto-)

and then she sings me a "lullaby" and I end up having Stockholm syndrome 👀