Raven

Lovestruck may have died a villain in its own way but at least it didn’t become an AI slop factory like Choices

me, talking to a straight couple: so which one of u is the jackie and which one is the shauna

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

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