even the sun sets in paradise

This individual has quickly become the highlight of my day

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

Ok if you like cactus

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

COFFIN WHAT NOW

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.

i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum

This is the complete opposite to all the crazy bridezilla Facebook posts from last year