i cook cream soup taste is coco loco

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

if ur a girl and a loser I love you

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

you can be a little violent with me. as a treat.

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

touching grass isn’t enough i need to open a portal

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck