12:34

aporte: @c_nagrass3

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me at 4 am on a school night

this is absolutely sending me

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

im.. how are reporters just saying that the people talking about this are "moronic conspiracy theorists".. and wayfair's response literally made no sense and didnt address that the item listings had the specific names of missing girls on them.

too sus to be chalked up to conspiracy

The creator of “Regular Show” (which I never really got into myself) has a new cartoon called “Close Enough” but I feel like he made a critical error putting this moment toward the beginning of the first episode because now I will never, never remember anything else that happened in that episode or possibly the rest of the show ever again

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

imma tell my kids this was Beyoncé

i can’t

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her