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Me high at the art gallery

she is a… curator

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

this is so GOOD and PUre

I’m crying

I’m ill in bed and I think this just healed me

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

Somebody’s ass is walking from now on.

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

You put this into words way better than I could have

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies

this is by far the corniest thing i have ever read in my life what type of john green wannabe wrote this

artists fuck be tte r becuase well stick a whole entire paintbrush into your a s s

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

This really helps my anxiety.