NSFW; me, not this blog.

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

7 minutes in heaven in the criterion closet

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

2026 superwholock equivalent is Heated Rivalry, Interview With The Vampire, and somehow still Supernatural

u know the thing where parents turn off the wifi and suddenly all the kids come out of their rooms to gather and complain and demand what’s going on. that’s how it feels when spnblr reunites to complain whenever something new happens

we still live in this house together. we can’t leave

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)