holy fuck batman

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

Every now and again someone reblogs this and I am haunted by the fact that almost every big name streamer and jerma himself and notable voice actors and apparently the fucking spongebob squarepants art team have referenced this picture I made and I only have 4k notes on it

Gargantuan lore drop but I NEED a source on that SpongeBob one

Using my power as a gimmick blog to spread the ORIGINAL post even more far and wide because how the hell does this only have 5kish notes. Please. What.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

quitting my job to become a lake monster

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought