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Tiger Claw: Weâre going to drive up to a Starbucks and start deciding what we want when we get to the fucking cashier!
Bebop: After, Iâll send mine back for almond milk!
Tiger Claw: Donât be an ass.

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Tiger Claw: Weâre going to drive up to a Starbucks and start deciding what we want when we get to the fucking cashier!
Bebop: After, Iâll send mine back for almond milk!
Tiger Claw: Donât be an ass.

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May it never be forgotten that Raphael canonically kissed a mutated bug with tongue.
Oh fu- I am remembering that Venus De Milo was done WRONG like she deserves better and anyone can FIGHT ME on that like she could have been a great female character without being made into a love interest and if she had not been in such an unmentionable series I think she would have been received better. Like it's not her fault that The next mutation the show sucked and she wasn't written as good as she could have been, but she DOES NOT deserve the hate she got/gets. I honestly hope she could be reintroduced in the comics or series and handled better that she was originally cause she is an interesting character, just wasn't done justice to cause really in a franchise where practically anything n anyone could be mutated you wanna draw the line at a girl ninja turtle?
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TMNT AU where everythingâs the same only Shredder plays obnoxiously loud rap music all the time
ââget fucked shredderââ
â -mikey at some point
Master Splinter VS Super Shredder
TMNT 2012 and humanity
One thing i always wanted to talk about since i started this blog is about how TMNT 2012 explores what really means to be human.
In many 'Master splinter' episodes, Splinter questions himself if there is still some of humanity in him. If he is supposed to be a human, giant rat or something in between.
In life and death situations, his "animal instincts" sometimes kick in and loses control of himself.
When he thought he lost his sons during the invasion on season 2, he lost his mind and became a mindless mutant rat.
Whenever this happens, his family always makes him remember who he really is: He's Hamato Yoshi. Leo shows him a photo of when he was still a human in "I,monster".
His love for his sons and his previous family it's what prevents him for losing his humanity.
On the other hand we have Oroku saki /Shredder.
He may look like a human but his actions are one of a monster. He's obssesed with getting "revenge" on Splinter. He's cruel, twisted, aggresive and manipulative.
Nonetheless there is someone he cares about: Karai
In his own twisted mind, he loves Karai as she was his own daughter. When he interacts with her, it's one of the few moments of the series when he shows actual kindness and affection.
When Karai realizes how much has her "father" been lying to her Shedder slowy falls into downward spiral. His mental state worsens as the story progresses until he transforms into what he has always deep down been inside since the beggining of the season 1: A monster.
Karai even tells him this in "Darkest plight". Oroku saki doesn't exist anymore.. only Super shedder.
Splinter was not human... but he showed to have more humanity in him than Oroku Saki in the whole series. He cared for his sons, he loved them and protected them when they needed him the most.

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mikey has his emo phase
@talesofthetmnt YEAH
its too bad 2012 shredder kicked the bucket before the 80s cross-over
Splinter: Bitch.
Shredder: Blocked.
Splinter: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something.
Shredder: Unblocked.
Splinter: Bitch.
TMNT: Bad Blood Ch 4
Venus
      Casey, April, and I were trotting through the forest path towards the direction of my castle. My thoughts kept drifting towards Leo as urged my horse forward down the path.
      âWhat was that back there?â Casey asked me.
      âI donât know what youâre talking about.â I said as I urged my horse to go slightly faster. Â
      âDonât give me that. Youâve been dreading the selection for weeks and then suddenly because you see a handsome prince, that you know nothing about by the way, youâre singing a different tune.â
      âI am not!â I argued back at him.
      Casey raised an eyebrow but didnât say anything. âOh really? Youâre not thinking about a certain blue-eyed prince. Ever since we met them you havenât stopped smiling or blushing.â April put in looking smug.
      âIs me smiling really that big of a deal?â I defended knowing that a blush was rising to my face because of their teasing.
      âItâs not. Itâs just thatâŚVee, Caseyâs right.â She said as if it pained her to admit that Casey had was right about something.
      âCasey Jones is always right.â Casey remarked. April and I both ignored him.
      âYou donât know anything about Leo. This is the first time youâve met a handsome prince before. You shouldnât get too attached.â April said riding next to me so that she could give me a quick one arm hug.
âWe donât want you to get hurt. You heard how he felt about the princess, you.â He said pointing at my chest. âHe was insulting you before he even met you.â
âMaybe if he got a chance to met me-the real me- then heâll look past all the rumors and like me for me.â I said hopefully. Casey and April didnât share my hopeful expression. âI only get one chance at this. I want to marry for love not power. I donât want to be trapped in a marriage with someone who only sees me as a pretty face or a crown.â I said looking away mournfully.
âHow are you supposed to show him the real you? He didnât want anything to do with the princess. Besides, who knows how many men will be competing for your attention. Itâs not like youâll be able to be alone with him without someone fighting for you.â April stated sullenly afraid of my reaction.
âYouâre right.â I replied dejected. âI canât spend anytime with him without someone recognizing that Iâm the princess. If only I was invisibleâŚâ I paused considering the idea.
âUh, you okay Vee?â April asked nervously. âYou only make that face when your planning something.â
âI got it!â I said excitedly startling my friends. âCome on!â I yelled as he urged Picasso to sprint as fast as he could home.
âGot what?â Casey asked confused as he surged after me.
âGuys, wait for me!â April called after us as she tried to catch up.
Finally, we reached the edge of the forest and I could see the stables in the distance. I trotted toward the stable allowing my friends to catch up to me. Once they were caught up, Picasso sprinted towards the stables. I slowed to a stop in front of Pete, the stable boy, who rushed out due to the noise.
      âPrincess!â Pete exclaimed in shock and bowed deeply. âWhat were you doing in the forest?â
      I brushed him off and replied, âSorry Pete, I canât talk right now. Could you put our horses in their stalls, please.â I didnât wait for him to answer as I headed inside the palace.
      âVee! Whatâs the rush?â Casey called out while running after me with April trailing behind him.
      âSlow down.â April said panting as she raced after us.
      We made our way into the throne room and we were greeted with my father sitting on his throne. âI did not expect you to be back so soon, My Daughter.â  The King spoke surprised as he looked up from his papers.
      âI know, Father. I-â I started but was cut off when my father took in my appearance. He stood up and stalked towards me.
      âWhy are you wearing a soaking wet maid outfit and a cloak?â My father questioned me. I recounted the tale of going into the forest and meeting Leo and his brothers. Dad stayed quiet until I finished my story.
      âCasey, April, I would like to have a talk alone with my daughter.â My father stated coldly to my friends. Casey and April hurried out of the room and shot me sympathetic looks as the shut the doors to the throne room leaving me alone with my father and his guards.
âYou directly disobeyed and left the castle! Not only that but you werenât even properly protected. You did not even take your katana with you. The only protection you had was a generalâs son with no weapons.â He lectured enraged. He took a few deep breaths to calm himself. âWhat were you thinking? What would I do if something happened to you? I canât lose you like I lost your mother.â His eyes softened, and he hugged me tightly to his chest, ignoring my wet clothing.
      âIâm sorry. I just wanted to have a few hours of peace before the selection.â I said returning the hug. âI had an idea about the selection.â I continued pulling out of the hug.â
      My father tilted his head at me and gestured for me to explain.
      âI thought that I could disguise myself as a maid, so I can tell which suitors like me for me and which ones are social climbers. It would also give me a chance to see how the princes will treat each other in the competition.â I explained to my father.
      My father placed a hand on my shoulder and spoke, âI know you are stressed about having to choose a suitor, but you canât avoid meeting them. How am I to explain to our guests that my daughter, the sole reason they are here, is not present to any activities?â He looked at me with a raised brow.
      âI already thought of that. When I greet them at the opening dinner, I could wear a masquerade mask and a cloak to help obscure my appearance.â I explained.
      âSince this is your selection, Iâll allow it. The members of the Royal Counsel never said you were not allowed to do a masquerade theme. Besides, this helps with your punishment.â My father said mischievously.
      âPunishment? What punishment?â I questioned.
      âFor sneaking out. Youâre grounded for two weeks and since youâll be playing the part of a maid, you are to polish all of the weapons and armor in the armory after you are done spying.â I bowed my head and accepted the punishment. It could be worse.
      âI suppose Iâll go change and prepare the dinner in a few hours.â I said turning to exit the throne room.
      âYes. And Iâll tell make sure the staff is aware that youâll be acting as a maid and that it is to remain confidential. But first, randori.â He said pulling out the dreaded wooden stick.
      âNo!â I screamed in panic as I turned bolting towards the door like my life depended on it.
 Leonardo
We made it to the village without any other incidents. The townspeople didnât pay us much attention as we made our way through the back alleys to the outskirts of the village. After we passed all signs of civilization, we headed into the woods surrounding the town. A rundown looking gray house covered in vines and other types of vegetation was hidden by the over brush. The house looked as if no one has lived in it for years.
Tiger Claw dismounted from his horse and stalked towards the door that was hanging off its hinges. The door fell to the ground with a large crash.
âSmooth, Slick.â Raph commented dryly as he took in the sight of the fallen door and the cloud of smoke. I smirked and heard Mikey chuckle and Donnie wheeze from laughter. Tiger Claw made a move towards Raph and I was about to move to stop him, but a sharp whistle stopped our advances.
âAre you going to come in or do you two have a grudge match to settle?â Xever asked sarcastically from the doorway. Tiger Claw swiftly turned and marched rather moodily into the house. âAnd someone fix the door.â Xever added as a second thought.
My brothers and I shared a laugh as we unhooked our bags from our horses. Then, we made our way into the house along with Bradford while Zeck and Steranko stayed behind to try and fix the door. The inside of the house was more expensive than any noblemanâs house I have been to. There was a grand spiral staircase and a golden chandelier. There were no paintings lining the walls.
âThis place is more over the top than Visiozoâs Mansion.â Raph murmured as we followed Xever into the dining room. Â I had to fight the urge to smile while Mikey wasnât bothering to hide his laughter.
âUgh. Donât even mention that slob, Raph.â Donnie complained.
âIf you four are done giggling amongst like chittering maidens, weâd like to discuss how to kidnap the princess.â Tiger Claw said from the head of the table. He was trying to make himself look like a king on a throne. I mentally scoffed not rising to his bait. Raph looked ready to make some biting remark, but I placed my hand on his arm before he could do anything.
Once I was sure he wouldnât do anything foolish, I released his arm and took a seat at the end of the table. Donnie and Mikey were already seated and Raph did so rather reluctantly with a death glare in Tiger Clawâs direction.
âXever, since you have been here the longest, what have you gathered on the Hamatos so far?â I asked not missing the glare that Tiger Claw threw at me.
âWell, Hamato Yoshi keeps his daughter under lock and key in the castle. Apparently, she has never even stepped foot outside the palace walls and this selection is the only time she has ever any been introduced to any suitors.â Xever answered.
âWe already know that! Do you have anything we can use to capture the princess?â I snapped at him.
âIâm sure our father would like to know that all the money he spent on you has gone to waste. I wonder how he will react when he finds out.â Donnie mused out loud.
âPlease donât tell Master Shredder, Your Highness.â Xever begged to Donnie.
âWe will if you donât have anything useful.â Raph put in enjoying the look of Xever squirming at the thought of how our father would punish him.
Mikey sat beside Raph looking uncomfortable. I hated that father ordered him to come along. I wanted him to keep his innocence and optimistic outlook on the world. Everything weâre about to do goes against what all the heroes in his story books would do.
âApparently, the princess is hopelessly naĂŻve. Sheâs just like every other princess out there, all looks no substance. From what Iâve heard, her father didnât even teach her to fight. Sheâs too fragile for that, a treasure that must always be protected.â Xever said breaking through my thoughts. Â
âLooks? Have you seen her?â I questioned.
âNo but the villagers have heard tales of her beauty. Apparently, she looks exactly like the late Queen Shen. She has raven hair, pale skin, red lips, and startling blue eyes.â Xever concluded.
âWhat about her powers?â I questioned
âOh those. Iâve heard some stories from the palace about her ability to summon flames and that she can turn anyone into gold. All of it is hear say, I have never gotten close enough to see if it is true. Thatâs all I know.â Xever answered.
âHowâs that supposed to help us?â Bradford growled from his seat beside Tiger Claw. Xever crossed his arms and shrugged in response.
âI have a plan to kidnap the brat. You fourâ he said while gesturing to my brothers and I, âwill compete for the princessâs hand under the guise of children from King Samson.â Tiger Claw stated.
      âIâm not competing for the princess!â I yelled in outrage at him.
      âAnd Iâm not about to masquerade as the son of that cowardly-â
      âRaph.â I warned cutting him off and gesturing in Mikeyâs direction, so he wouldnât say anything inappropriate. Raph crossed his arms and sat moodily in his chair.
âYou wonât actually compete for the princessâs hand. We are only using it to get into the castle and get the princess alone.â Tiger Claw paused and regarded me with narrowed eyes and continued, âYou arenât afraid it will upset that little maid of yours, are you?â
âA maid?â Xever asked amused.
âPerhaps we should get back to planning on how to kidnap a princess. I donât want to stay here any longer than we have to.â I said cutting Tiger Claw or anyone else off from talking about Mei.
âAnyway, masquerading as Samsonâs sons is our best bet of getting into the castle. Heâs isolated and obscure enough that no one will recognize you, and Master Shredder recently occupied his territory, so we wonât have to worry about him or his children making an appearance.â Tiger Claw explained.
âThe other princes shouldnât get to the castle until nightfall. We can rest and wait for the other princes and nobility to arrive then plan how to get the princess alone from there.â Bradford said.
âRight. Well Iâll show you to your rooms.â Xever said getting and walking out of the dining room. We followed him up the stairs. âYouâll have to share your rooms, you can take your pick just not that room.â He said while gesturing to a room at the end of the hallway and continued, âThatâs my room.â With that he walked inside his room and promptly slammed the door.
There were three rooms left. Tiger Claw and Bradford took the closest room and Zeck and Steranko took the one opposite to them.
âLooks like weâre sharing a room. It will be just like when we were kids!â Mikey said with a wide grin on his face.
âYouâre still a kid, Mikey.â Donnie said as he ruffled Mikeyâs hair.
We walked into the room and surveyed it. There was a couch and a chair surrounding a small. A desk was in the corner of the room devoid of any parchment or ink quills. The bed was smaller than mine at the palace, but it was still large enough to fit two people without being cramped.
âI call the couch.â Raph declared dropping his bag on the floor and throwing himself on the couch.
âI guess Iâll take the chair. You two can have the bed.â I said to Mikey and Donnie. I laid my bag beside the chair and slumped into it. I kicked off my shoes and tried to get comfortable on the old chair. Raph and Mikey were already snoring softly while Donnie was still twisting and turning trying to get comfortable on the bed. I shifted on the chair and tried to clear my mind for sleep to take me. The last conscious thought was the image of the raven-haired maid.
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      I woke up to the sound of knocking on the door. I jumped up from my chair and rushing to the door. Steranko greeted me as I opened the door. âItâs time.â He said in a thick, barely understandable accent. I nodded my head and then closed the door.
      My brothers were awake by now with varying degrees of alertness. âCome on guys. Time to get dressed.â I said as I dug into my bag to get a new set of clothing that didnât smell like horses. I donned my signature royal blue tunic and black leggings. My brothers wore identical sets of clothing only in their signature colors. I adjusted my twin katanas on my back and wore a black cloak to hid them. With a nod to my brothers we grabbed our bags and went to go meet the others in the dinning room.
      âTook ya long enough.â Zeck grumbled. He was wearing his usual bright purple attire (not very stealthy for a professional thief if you ask me) with his feet propped up on the table as he ate a sandwich. Steranko was beside him sleeping with his head propped up by his hand. Tiger Claw was sitting at the head of the table (again) sharpening his sword.
      âWhereâs Bradford and Xever?â I asked as I surveyed the room and didnât see them.
      âThey went into the village to scout escape routes and guard shifts.â Tiger Claw answered not looking up from his sword. After he was satisfied with his work, he said, âYou four are going to go to the palace without us and figure out how to get the princess alone. In the meantime, weâll be trying to find a way to sneak in without anyone recognizing us.â
      Internally, I cheered that they wouldnât be stuck with us in the castle. âHow will you guys know when captured her?â I questioned.
      Tiger Claw pulled an odd, glowing purple crystal from his pocket. âStockman used some of the kraang power crystals to create a way to send messages to each other without writing a letter.â He said examining the crystal before tossing it to Donnie.
      âIncredible.â Donnie muttered in a trance as he gently examined the crystal. âHow does it work?â He asked holding it up to his face.
      âFlick it to record your message and flick it again to end the recording. After you end the recording it will automatically be sent to my crystal.â He said holding up an identical crystal of his own. âThe crystal will glow when you have a new message, just tap it and it will play.â He continued. Â
      âCool.â Mikey said reaching for the crystal.
      âDonât you dare.â Donnie said pocketing the crystal, so Mikey wonât break it or do who knows what to it. Mikey pouted then smiled mischievously. No doubt he was working out a way to get the crystal.
      âCome on, bros.â I said already walking out of the room. When we exited the house, Raph stalked ahead of me and mounted his horse.
      âLetâs just get this over with, so we can head back home.â Raph said moodily already angling his horse towards the castle. I rolled my eyes and mounted my own horse. Donnie helped Mikey onto the horse and then mounted his own.

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TMNT Hogwarts Headcanon
So Iâve been thinking about what houses the turtles would belong to if they went to Hogwarts.
Leo-Hufflepuff. I think Leo would be a Hufflepuff because he values his family and friends above all else. He is also always ready to do the right thing.
Raph-Gryffindor. Raph would be a Gryffindor because heâs passionate, loud, reckless, and has a disregard for the rules. Heâs ready for a fight and would use his magic offensively rather than defensively.
Donnie-Ravenclaw. I think itâs kind of obvious why Donnie would be Ravenclaw so I wonât get too much into it.
Mikey-Slytherin. I think Mikey would be a Slytherin because he can be cunning and manipulative but not in a âevilâ way. Mikey is the baby of the family and anyone who has siblings or is the baby of a big family knows how to get what they want. Mikey knows how to get what he wants. And think of Dr. Prankenstein. Mikey is cunning and resourceful enough to prank his ninja family.
Iâm not really going to explain these but Iâll tell you my thoughts.
April-Ravenclaw
Casey-Gryffindor
Splinter-Gryffindor
Shredder and his foot clan-Slytherin
I donât know maybe Iâll write a fic about this but this is just my thoughts on TMNT at Hogwarts
TMNT Bad Blood Chapter 3 (Part 3)
âWait, only the stupid take this way?" I asked her.
"Or the brave." She responded.
"Then why are we taking the shortcut if idiots are the only ones that use it?" Raph asked Mei angrily.
"And what do you mean the trail isn't safe?" Donnie asked intrigued.
"No one goes on the trail because of Shredder especially since it's so close to Demon Night." Mei explained as if it was the most obvious thing ever.
"Uh, what's Demon Night?" Mikey asked nervously.
"Oh right. You guys aren't from around here. Well Demon Night is also known as Shredder's Night. Legend has it that long ago when Oroku Naotake when left the kingdom of Koya, the night he left, he cursed the entire kingdom to be riddled with demons for one night. The demons would steal people away and deliver them to his castle. There he would eat the children as a snack and the use the adults for his experiments with dark magic. The citizens started wearing disguises to fool the demons into thinking they were one of them and they left treats, so the demons would not dine on their flesh. People started to throw parties on Demon Night, so they demons would be unable to attack them. Many citizens stayed up till the first rays of sunlight because once the sun is out, the demons become powerless and are forced the stay in the shadows until the next Demon Night." Mei explained.
"Are you serious?" I asked Mei. "You all really believe that the Shredder eats children as a snack and that he summons demons to attack you?"
"Of course not, only little kids believe in that legend anymore. I know that Oroku Naotake did kidnap citizens of Koya and the current Shredder obviously still does. And Shredder dabbles in dark magic, but I don't think he is as much as a monster as people describe him to be. I've never heard of him trying to eat children though. Demon Night is now a night for festivities, costumes, scares, and candy." Mei explained.
"Candy!" Mikey exclaimed. "Is anyone allowed to do Demon Night?" Mikey asked.
"Yes. You're lucky you came when you did. Demon Night is the night after the princess's birthday bash." Mei told Mikey. "If Leo says you're allowed to go then I'll be happy to take you to the city's festivities."
Mikey looked at me excitedly with the biggest grin on his face. "We'll see if we have time Mikey." I told him and shot him a look that means we wouldn't be going. Mikey in response sulked and muttered something I couldn't hear under his breath. I turned my attention back to Mei and asked, "Where did you hear all of the rumors from?"
"We heard them from guards in the castle." Mei replied.
"Yeah and my dad told me about the dark magic stuff. My dad would never lie to me about anything." Casey added. Mei nodded along to Casey's statement.
"How have you not about the Shredder? Even visiting dignitaries from other countries know the rumors about Shredder. Where did you guys come from, under a rock or something?" April asked us.
"We are from a faraway kingdom. I guess we're too isolated to hear news about the Shredder. Please tell me more rumors about Shredder." I said interested to hear more lies the Hamatos have spread about my family.
"Hmm. I heard that he has sons. I think he has two." Mei said thoughtfully.
"No, he has three sons." Casey argued.
"Are you sure?" Mei asked Casey. "I've only heard of two of them. One of them is the heir while the other is one is bloodthirsty killing machine." I looked at Raph and smirked and he mouthed Shut up.
"He has three sons. One of them is the heir, the other is the warrior, and the last one is a scientific genius. I heard that they look exactly like Shredder and that they were made from dark magic." Casey said.
"Really? I heard that there's only one son and he's a clone. He's a genius, a warrior, and the heir to the throne." April contributed.
"No way there's definitely more than one." Mei replied. Casey nodded his head. "I don't think they were made from black magic though. That's not how magic works." Mei continued.
"Speaking of magic. Is it true that the princess has magical abilities?" I asked.
"Yes." Mei replied. "They aren't anything great though. She mainly uses them as party tricks." Mei turned her attention back to the trail. "We're here." She announced. "Do you need help finding where your staying or do you think you can handle it from here?" She asked me.
I was about to reply but Tiger Claw moved between us and replied. "We can handle it from here. Your services are no longer needed."
Mei took a step back, clearly intimidated by Tiger Claw and said, "Well, it was nice to meet all of you, but I should be heading back to the castle."
April and Casey have already separated from the group. I pushed Tiger Claw away, "It was nice to meet you too. I'll look for you at the castle." I promised placing a kiss on her hand.
She blushed and giggled then suddenly remembered, "I'm still wearing your cloak." She moved to take it off, but I stopped her.
"Keep it. It looks better on you anyway and you need it more." I told her. She blushed even deeper than before. She looked adorable when she blushed like that.
"I should go. Bye." She said moving away.
"Bye." I replied with a smile and a wave. She continued looking back at me until she joined her friends. Once Mei made it to her friends, Casey said something low enough only for them to hear, and Mei elbowed him in the stomach in response. Casey waited for Mei and April to start heading back. He pointed to his eyes then pointed at me to say that he was watching me then he left to join the girls. Once they were gone, I turned my head and saw Tiger Claw glaring at me. "What?" I asked him defensively.
"We are here to kidnap a princess and you're making bedroom eyes at some random girl. And that random girl isn't even in the same class as you. What do you think your father will say when he finds out?" Tiger Claw ground out.
"I was not making bedroom eyes at her. I was using her for information. She's a servant for the royal household and she's friends with the son of Hamato Yoshi's greatest general. She has knowledge that we can use to take down the princess." I concluded. It was times like this when I was glad that I was a good liar.
Tiger Claw didn't seem convinced, "So, flirting with her was a strategical move?" He questioned.
"You should learn not to question what I do. Last time I checked, my father sent me along because you failed multiple times to kill a harmless, little princess." I growled like my father does when he wants to intimidate someone.
"I hope so for your sake. I would hate for you to get attached to the wrong girl, Your Highness." Tiger Claw said before moving towards the city. Steranko, Zeck, and Bradford followed suit while my brothers and I hung back.
"When I become king, I'm going to banish all of father's elite group. They obviously proven they aren't worthy of it." I told them.
"You know I can see why you're falling for her. She's hot in an innocent sort of way." Raph said smirking. I glared at him. "She's not my type though." Raph clarified holding up his hands in a mock surrender motion.
"If it makes you feel any better Leo, I think April is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." Donnie comforted.
"The heart is a sensitive muscle. It feels what it wants to feel, and you have no control over it." Mikey added in. We all turned to look at him in shock. "What do have something on my face?" Mikey asked us.
"No, Mikey. That was really mature and deep thing you said." I responded.
"Yeah. I'm deep like that." Mikey stated.
"And now you ruined it." Raph responded while rolling his eyes.
"Let's go brothers, we don't want to give Tiger Claw anything negative that he could report to father." I said moving towards the city.