This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

Honestly she probably could have.

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it.  They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff.  But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.

@darth-salem-emperor-of-earth

i was completely ready to just accept the first one as a line from sabrine the teenage witch i didn’t question it at all

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.