Krowson

fuck he got it

tag ur friends to make a fun little avatar of themselves using this: https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889

Here’s mine!

tagging @mari-cheres​ @books-andbiscuits​ @the-new-king-of-the-court​ @flowersanddinosaurs​ @nyanbinary-chatnoir​ @their-destinys-writer​ @flashflashitsash​ and @pandawritespoorly​!! 

Looks nothing like me but oh well

I actually do this hairstyle way too often now

The “You know I had to do it to em” pose is my personal favorite

Alytheris, attempting to flirt: so what’s it like being a full dwarf? ;)

Gwen, an NPC: ok that’s like- super racist?

*in apparel shop*

Arabella: hi!! Do you have any t-shirts? :))

The emo shopkeep:.... ma’am your vibes are disgusting.

Me, the DM: ok so you two rolled good perception- Relwynn, however, you don’t even know what a bird is.

Me: you hear this thunderous, motorized roar from behind you-

Players: oh no

Me: ROLL DEXTERITY.

Players: OH N O-

Alytheris: *flirting with Gwen the npc*

Gwen: ma’aM BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE, HOW OLD ARE YOU??

Arabella, whispering: psst! Hey Gwen!! Lazlo loves you too :))

Lazlo: I’m right here- we are standing three feet apart-

Old man in the pawn shop: this box has been passed down in my family for generations. If I sell this to you, you must promise me to take care of it.

Alytheris: I will

*there is a single M n’ M inside*

Here's mine.