KieransSong&Spoons

my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

sorry I've been posting like shit lately I got picked up by a large bird and have only been able to get on tumblr when we fly near a cell tower. oh great it's heading back towards the mountai

i had a brief period as a teen where i was somewhat fascinated with serial killers but i fell off it when i realized that the closer you look at them the clearer it is that they're actually very boring people who just really hated women and minorities

I think the way serial killers are portrayed in the media plays a role in this, they portray these people as so mysterious and intelligent with complex motivations when in real life serial killers are literally just like "my peepee doesn't work and it makes me mad so i kill people 😠"

they performed run bts like rent was due this night there was no food in the fridge the electricity was already cut off and the landlord was reading out the eviction notice through their earpieces

god bless hairy legs. god bless hairy stomachs. god bless hairy arms & chests & backs & upper lips & underarms forever & ever amen

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

what? VIOLENCE? against CAESAR?

[image: contrary to the first reblog comment, it is a knife stabbing a bottle of Kraft Classic Caesar.]

(Specifically into the back of the bottle)

This has been a year in my Q

Reblogging for the Pinterest addition

I think you mean “reblog for the pinterest subtraction”