A Bit Of Everything

Dermatologists Have TRIED To Defeat Her But Local Mom Has Discovered One WEIRD Trick To Make Her Skin Impenetrable To Their Blades

WTF: Wheres The fDogs

what’s fdog

not much whats fdog with you

I laughed wayyyy to hard at this.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

why not both?

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling

October is Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) History Month. Reblog this if you do not care what sexual orientation your followers are, you love them for just being themselves.

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries” >my face when Americans call crisps “chips” >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators” >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars” >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks” >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer” >my face when Americans call meat water “gravy” >my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables” >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger” >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens” >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs” >my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich” >my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards” >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J” >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator” >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater” >my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift” >my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie” >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex” >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver” >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”  >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb” >my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball” >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake” >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

Was this post made in 1996?