Kris Redford @krisstriderofficial - Tumblr Blog

Welcome!!

My name is Kris Redford (not irl ofc) and I'm a yumeshipper, as well as a Bro Strider Kinnie (only found that out recently)

my bro strider acc: @bro-strider-kinnie

sharing is allowed on my page!!

Dave Strider (familial f/o aka lil bro)

Bill Dickey (romantic F/O) [ @kris-redford-eltingville for side-blog and rp]

Mold Dough Cookie (romantic F/O)

Dio Brando (Romantic F/O)

Venom Dough Cookie (Romantic F/O)

Gordon Freeman (Romantic F/O)

Pompom dough cookie (Familial F/O aka Child)

Caine (Romantic F/O)

[NEW] Sollux Captor and Eridan Ampora (poly romantic F/O)

PLEASE BLOCK IF YOU'RE NON-SHARING!

I make silly art pieces of my yumes and will update here with any new yumes!~

#yumeship #self ship #selfship #bro strider #lgbtqia #bill dickey #mold dough cookie crk #mold dough cookie #mold dough crk #eltingville bill #the eltingville club #bro strider homestuck #Derrik strider #mold dough

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krisstriderofficial

it is my birthday :3

sofphiaa

happy birthdayyyy!)!!!!!

krisstriderofficial

thank yuo wife.... I love you

it is my birthday :3

if someone else mentions anything about the TADC final act with even a HINT of a spoiler I'm gonna throw my phone out a window

#shitpost #angry #tadc #tadc ep 9 #I hate spoilers #fuuuuuh

sofphiaa

i wish my tits existed

krisstriderofficial

I wish they did too so I could use them as pillow

#joke #or is it #vsauce music #shitpost

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GUYS DO NOT GO ON TWITTER AKA X RIGHT NOW IF YOURE A TADC FAN

THEY POSTED SPOILERS OF ONE OF THE DUBS

#tadc #warning #spoiler warning #tadc spoil warnings

voidgivenformofficial

hi ooc

hi i’m very tired go check out my friend @krisstriderofficial they do yume stuff and they’re also one of my besties

don’t expect them to know anything about my stuff lmao i don’t bother them with that :)

they’re a cool person and i think they deserve attention ok thank yall

krisstriderofficial

I like buges :3 and rhe flea kisser

voidgivenformofficial

flea kisser? that’s us

bugkisser is our wife :3

krisstriderofficial

nono YOURE the flea kisser

I enjoy your skrunklu boogie

the flea is also very silly happy wedding celebration

voidgivenformofficial

hi ooc

hi i’m very tired go check out my friend @krisstriderofficial they do yume stuff and they’re also one of my besties

don’t expect them to know anything about my stuff lmao i don’t bother them with that :)

they’re a cool person and i think they deserve attention ok thank yall

krisstriderofficial

I like buges :3 and rhe flea kisser

#kris reblogs

sofphiaa

the yearning is very strong for the husband even though we just saw each other

the gay is pathetically gay

krisstriderofficial

I will be more pathetic next time.

fuckoffantitrash

I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today

shmadas

An addition, if you don't mind

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krisstriderofficial

ok so I've been rotting the past couple days and rewatching asdfmovie and

I just realized

THE COW IS TRANS

the cow. from asdfmovie. is trans.

we stan a transmasc

thetomska

krisstriderofficial

no not exactly I kind of was young and stupid when I first saw asdfmovie, sir.

gay gay homosexual gay

lesbian lesbian homosexuelle lesbian

#shitpost

i-will-help-you-swim

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

cmoon-rabbit4-blog

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

atlas-at-aperture

im on the acespec myself so hell yeah

I threw up yesterday and now I'm sleeping on and off

#shitpost

sofphiaa

if you do well enough in elementary school apparently no one will pay attention to the obvious neurodivergence and also apparently let you permanently suffer

sofphiaa

i fucking hate my life

krisstriderofficial

ok but same I was put in an AIG course and shoved into advanced classes and only a year ago found out I have autism, ADHD, and other mental issues

#I think schools know this #and they're just evil #we need to attack schools #shitpost

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mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

krisstriderofficial

chat how do we feel about this issue