Apples

I just realized that homeschooled evangelical christian kids aren't allowed to have a dinosaur phase and made myself sad

That made me sad

petition to add „have you seen Martin Scorsese’s Goncharov” as one of the tumblr greetings, existing alongside „i like your shoelaces, thanks i stole them from the president”

No. Motion not carried. We stick together with shoelaces. Which shoestring won the race? They tied. Bwahahaha. Fucking funny shit if you know what milk carton this comes from.

Today I was shocked to learn that my mum and sister (who are both Australian) have never heard of the Great Emu War. This was literally the peak of Australian history! For those of you who don’t know, in 1932 Western Australia went to war with emus and lost. They had actual fucking military soldiers. With guns. And they lost. To emus. If that isn’t Australian culture summed up in one fact I don’t know what is.

People are more likely to cry at night because lack of sleep makes emotions hard to control.

Life's hard when your tired...everything hurts and gets hard cause without the big 3. food, water and sleep. Awake don't come so easy.

i wish jobs would let you work for 3 hours a day and like 2 days a week and pay you $1000. a day.

being dope and sexy asf sometimes they can pay you this type a money. we have to grow our hair down to our butts and become a little underweight and have eloquent vocabulary and mew for a couple years. and ai think it could be realistic