I should be studying

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

some of you never had an intense homoerotic years-long friendship in your early to mid teens that culminated in a dramatic friend breakup and it shows.

Gorgeous librarians.

I thought it said “reblog if you’re a gorgeous librarian.”  I always read too much into things.

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

no. recognize your milf potential

free soup

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

free soup

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

robert pattinson could do everything and no one could do anything robert pattinson did

Every Twilight movie was another level of hell, and anyone even partially involved came out strong from the fire forging iron in their bones. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are unkillable. 

He has multiple outfits that all look identical while having completely different construction

ah, the extended edition

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

Meirl