I go by âksâ broadly, but "krads" or âkradogâ or variants thereof are fine if your brain prefers that, and I use she/her pronouns. I come from a fandom background of primarily Star Wars and Dragon Age, meaning I've been conditioned to energetically hate everything since before the internet existed.
I am 30 or 40 years old and way too tired to take follows/unfollows personally, so so please feel okay about unfollowing for any reason, because I will literally never notice.
Fanworks
Sometimes I draw shit and sometimes I write shit. I might even put it on AO3, particularly if it's deeply weird and uncomfortable porn.
I have two extremely self-indulgent AUs I wonât shut up about:
Neither Crows Nor Eagles (active): a Lissa-centric canon divergence where Viren dies healing Sorenâs childhood illness, and subsequent issues have to be tag-teamed by her, Sarai, and Kpp'Ar in his absence.
Ouroboros (on hold): a (mostly) Claudia-centric canon divergence where Harrow and Viren swap bodies pre-assassination and then everyone has a bad time.
Meta
I have, at long last, made a general meta tag, since I somehow became a person who occasionally says actually coherent things.
Some personal favs/greatest hits:
Allhaven and Evrkynd: An Aanya (and Ezran) Meta
One Truth: The Nature of the True Heart
Terry's s4-s7 Slow-Build Arc
Rayla, the Moon, and Love as Presence
A Song of Love and Loyalty (and Loss): General Miyana
SchrĂśdingerâs King in the Bird Box
Viren's dark magic dream time loop
Is Primal Magic not Native to Xadia?
Cursed knowledge: Soren was conceived during birthday sex
Why Viren is Such a Petty Bitch
Aaravos, Leola, and the Entire History of Human Magic: Original and Post-s6 Revisit
Aaravos and the Purpose of Dark Magic
Other Blogs
@xadianglyphs, my project to collect, categorize, and occasionally analyze visible runes and writing-like symbols
@dragonprincedrabbles, a fanfic prompt generator bot
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A Song of Love and Loyalty (and Loss): General Miyana
So thanks to @raayllum I have been thinking about Miyana. Miyana is a very interesting figure in the cast of a story where the central conflict is shaped around what an individual will do for the sake of love, whether to themselves, to others, or to the worldâbecause Miyana, in her initial arc, is characterized by what she won't do for love. She's very much a facet of the same theme, but in a way that people are liable to find unsympathetic: she doesn't support Karim when he's relatively harmless, to the point that could be considered a betrayal of him, but then she does when doing so means doing serious harm in a definite betrayal of "the good guys."
But I love a complicated woman, so why not do a deep dive on the motivations, story arcs, and thematic future of a character most of the fanbase probably can't name and most of the rest likely hate?
So What is Miyana's Deal?
Miyana is one of the "Six Horns," the best and most respected of the Sunfire generals, named for the six horns of Sol Regem. The Six Horns, as at least part of their duties, form a tribunal that is is implied to be the highest level of Sunfire justice. Their role appears to be determining innocence or guilt, and the sentencing is left up to the monarchâhowever, they are also powerful enough to completely displace the monarch if they unite in intent to do so.
In their role as judges, the Six Horns adopt ceremonial regalia that hides their emotions and gives at least a symbolic curtain to their identities, creating a sense of impartiality... but it does not appear to be any kind of secret who they are. Miyana is still one of the Six Horns when out of "uniform," and she and her colleagues freely mingle and discuss things among themselves.
From her role, we can assume that Miyana is smart, politically astute, likely good at reading both people and situations, and has demonstrated loyalty to the Sunfire kingdom (... empire?). It's difficult to tell whether being a warrior is also part of her skillset, because she doesn't demonstrate any combat ability or inclination in her appearancesâex. she does not walk around armed. The "general" title would seem to imply some amount of combat experience, especially with our one other "general" example being Amaya, an extremely hands-on commander. However, given the intertwining of government and military there appears to be in Sunfire elf culture, the position is more strategic and advisory in nature than front-line combatant.
Miyana and Karim: a Secret vs. a Symbol
Miyana and Prince Karim are engaged in a romantic relationship that is secret... but also not particularly subtle, at least on his part.
When Karim bursts into Miyana's... office? Quarters? Whatever, she's the one who is disturbed and slams the door behind him. He doesn't really appear to give much of a shit.
This makes sense, because Miyana is the one with something to lose if their relationship gets out. She's meant to be an impartial judge, even against the monarchâan entanglement with the royal family significantly compromises her. Presumably, if she wanted to be with Karim openly, she could relinquish her position... but she does not, either because she doesn't want to, or because Karim doesn't want to make things official.
Speaking of...
Karim, somewhat hilariously, suggests to Janai that she keep Amaya as a permanent consort, rather than officially marry her and have that marriage be a "symbol" of what he perceives as the beginning of the end for Sunfire power and culture. This suggests that it could be Karim who insists on maintaining secrecy over his and Miyana's relationship, assuming he feels the same way about making sure his own eventual marriage is appropriately symbolic for his people.
Personally, given the way Karim behaves, I think it's Miyana who isn't willing to abandon being one of the Six Horns for himâwhether because of the power and status it affords her, or because she values being in a position where her service to her people has a strong impact, or because it took her a fucking long time to climb the ladder. Who knows.
But basically, Karim? Not subtle:
Look at this guy, he might as well have literal heart eyes. He also doesn't avoid openly socializing with her:
Not to mention that they have matching earrings, for fuck's sake.
Anyway, he doesn't even respond to Miyana's concern about them being seen together when he barges into her space. He's not exactly behaving as if he's committed to the secrecy.
Season 4 Arc: Gently Convincing Your Royal Boyfriend that He's an Idiot
Miyana is introduced in the s4 Sunfire arc when it pivots toward Karim moving directly against Janai. Immediately after being dissatisfied by the result of Lucia's trial and Janai revealing the Sun Seed to him, Karim meets with Miyana and their relationship is revealed to the viewers. She does appear before that, with Karim (the three previous screenshots are from before that point), but this is where they are formally connected.
This scene, immediately before Karim tells her that he has seen "the truth" that Janai must be removed, is the last time we see Miyana smile until the end of s5. She spends the entire rest of the season going through various stages of concern and doubt about Karim's... frankly unhinged plans.
She questions him at basically every turn, but never goes so far as to say outright that what he's proposing is a bad idea. She acknowledges that the others of the Six Horns might be sympathetic to his take on Janai's direction, but more than once cautions him that she does not believe they will be willing to turn against her.
So how does she really feel? Karim certainly implies that he sees her as his "woman on the inside," secretly feeding him information on the Six Horns and influencing them in his favor, in turn. There's a cut segment that has been referenced in interviews in which Karim cautions Miyana that she must not be the first to vote in his favor, because that will possibly reveal their relationshipâwhich, while he may be thinking about her preference for secrecy, would also kind of invalidate the entire vote.
Miyana, on the other hand, expresses a lot of concern for Karim. She's very worried that he's misjudged the situation and will failâpossibly because she knows she cannot rescue him if he's wrong. And she doesn't, even when he cries out to her, specifically:
I bet that was real fun for her to try to explain. It's possible she could have helped him more after the fact if he hadn't implicated her that way, but it's also entirely possible there's nothing she could doâthe monarch, after all, is the one who sentences the guilty.
Even if Miyana is 100% behind Karim's vision for the future of the Sunfire people, at no point does she appear to agree with the way he's pursuing it, and in the end she refuses to go down with him. (Contrast with, say, Sarai... who firmly expresses her disapproval to Harrow about his approach, but then backs him 100% with action.)
Season 5 Arc: Can You Even Trust Yourself?
Miyana does not appear a single time in s5 until she reports Kim'dael's infiltration of the camp to Janai. At this point, Janai entrusts her with concealing and protecting the Sun Seed.
This is an interesting exchange, since on Janai's end it indicates that she and Miyana probably don't know each other well. Janai at least suspects what they are facing, based on the description of "a ghost"âif she suspects that it's Kim'dael specifically, she would be aware that the only person who could have sent her is Karim. It's not clear whether some of Miyana's involvement with Karim might have come out after s4, but even if it did, it was probably brushed off because she didn't stand with him in his ill-judged coup.
Also, like... what does Janai expect her to say? "No"? This isn't really a questionâJanai has decided that, absent other immediate options, she can trust Miyana as a member of the Six Horns to safeguard the future of their people. She's indicating to Miyana that she is being given an incredibly important, secret responsibility.
And personally, I fully believe that Miyana thinks she is being 100% truthful in her answer. I don't think she's been sitting around waiting for the perfect moment to run off to Karimâshe loved him, and still loves him, but she chose being able to continue having a role in shaping her people's future over throwing away everything for him. She has no idea where he is or what he's doing. He's gone. Exiled. No longer a factor.
So what changes? The ransom demand:
Karim sends Pharos with a message that says, simply:
He has Janai.
He wants the Sun Seed in exchange for her life.
He wants Miyana to come to him with it.
For Miyana herself, this potentially changes everything, because what she's hearing is:
Karim is alive.
He is still fighting for his vision, and has gathered allies powerful enough to overcome Janai.
He has some kind of plan requiring the Sun Seed, which likely plays to his actual strengths (he's a mage, the Sun Seed is a powerful magical artifact).
He wants her at his side.
Personally, if I was her, I'd be at least a little worried that he wants her as the delivery person so he can punish her for her betrayal of him... but he's also such an unbelievably soft boy that I can see why that might not cross her mind. Like, his reaction to seeing "Miyana" riding toward him is unrestrained joy and affirmation that his belief in her was correctâif anything, what he's expecting here is that Miyana will convince the others of the Six Horns to agree to his demands, thereby getting him the Sun Seed and reuniting them.
Miyana, for her part, is now in a position to significantly shift the balance of power. She still loves Karim, and she presumably still believes in his direction for the future. She can bring him the Sun Seed. She can bring him her segment of the Sunfire army. Both of those will significantly weaken Janai's position, while putting Karim much closer to success. Unlike Karim's s4 plan, this is a good bet. This is worth throwing away what she has, in favor of something she could gain.
Removing the Mask: Miyana's Final Turn (So Far)
Bear with me for a moment, because we're going to briefly circle back to s4 and Miyana's position as one of the Six Horns. Throughout s4, there is demonstrable tension between her role and her relationship with Karim, for both of them:
Each of them, in a private moment, contemplates the mask she wears as tribunal judgeâa symbol of what keeps them apart. Both of them know that this is her central choice, between her love for him and the duty (loyalty?) to her people that she won't let go. Karim, poor fool that he is, thinks that those will never come in conflict. Miyana spends all of s4 knowing that they will. Maybe even knowing what her choice will be.
In Amaya's deception to rescue Janai, she puts on Miyana's clothing and mask, pretending to be her in order to get close to Karim. Karim completely falls for this, and thereby suffers a second emotional betrayal from the "General Miyana of the Six Horns" mask.
He's so happy that his faith in her wasn't misplaced, and then he gets literally hit in the face with it:
So that sucks for him. However, when Miyana ultimately returns to him, she has stripped all aspects of her Six Horns role, wearing neither her tribunal mask/robe nor her usual fancy tunic and adornments (what Janai was wearing):
She professes her loyalty to Karim having only the most basic layer of her personas: the bottom-layer red tunic and pants that go under both outfits. She has, it is implied, completely discarded the position that previously held her back from Karim.
She also claims that her loyalty has never wavered (debatable), and equates her loyalty to Karim with her love for him, also unwavering (probably true).
This, the moment when Karim receives her (after literally starting to cry), is the first time she smiles again. She continues to smile through the end of the sequence, revealing to him both the Sun Seed and the army she has brought. She appears to have zero conflict about thisâshe has shed it all with the shell of her identity as one of the Six Horns.
So What Does This Mean for the Future?
Miyana has explicitly equated her love for and her loyalty to Karim. And what is love, in this series, but something to be tested?
Even having stripped away all the aspects of her dedication to her people that are related to the Sunfire mainstream rather than Karim's rebellion, Miyana is still going to have to reckon with whether Karim's vision is the future she wants and whether she can support how far he may go for it. She has handed Karim, and by extension Pharavos, a great deal of both magical and martial power. When Karim's ambitions collide with Aaravos's, he will almost certainly double downâaccepting what Aaravos offers and/or foolishly believing he can somehow come out on top.
Miyana is the only one of this trio who is potentially even a little clear-eyed, though she could absolutely be blinded by love. She may follow Karim to the bitter end and self-destruction. She may try to save him. She may try to save others from him. She may realize she can only save herself.
Of the characters with close relationships that carry this loyalty/love tension of loving someone but not necessarily being able to support their decisions and actions, we have:
Soren, who was unable to continue following Viren's downward spiral and instead chose loyalty to his king. His father may be a lost cause, but he still believes he can save his sister.
Terry, who has been left by Claudia with the aggressive guilt that she has robbed herself of his support because she believes he will eventually abandon her, and has several directions he could go: doubling down on his loyalty to Claudia and aggressively following her descent, prioritizing his love for Claudia and focusing on finding a way to save her, or he might cut his losses and fuck off completely (unlikely).
Lissa, whose precise situation we don't know the details of, but who left behind everything she loved and never looked back (or was never allowed to).
While I'm sure whatever resolution they write for Miyana will be fine (*grits teeth*), at this time I think the best one for her would be a Lissa-style ending. Janai's path may lead to the end of Sunfire history, as Karim put it, but his path will lead to the end of their future. Miyana will eventually recognize that, and that like in s4, she can't save him from himself. However, this time she has already irrevocably cast aside her former positionâleaving Karim also means giving up her chance (or perception of her chance) to be someone who actively shapes and safeguards her people's future. If she returns to Janai, she faces exile at best. Might as well skip the painful part of that and just... go. But in having given up her complex loyalty to Janai, and finally separating her loyalty to Karim from her love for him, she's left with an opening where loyalty to herself and her own principles can blossom.
Have we talked about Karimâs jealousy of Janaiâs freedom to marry the woman she loves? If not, I keep thinking about when Karim went to visit Miyana midday to vent his frustrations about Janai and Amaya flying off in plain sight to have a romantic date. Karimâs romantic involvement with Miyana is a political conflict of interest. The Prince in a relationship with someone who essentially serves as the equivalent to a Supreme Court Justice would immediately be under suspicion of pushing his influence on her and getting her to vote in favor of his interests. He resents Janai, not only for her regal authority but also for the marriage he wishes he could have. Quit making youngest siblings look bad, dude.
Tales of Xadia literally out here describing primal stones like: A primal stone of the Moon has a moonbeam trapped within it. A Sky primal stone contains a storm or other powerful weather phenomena. The first Sun primal stone is said to have held the breath of Sol Regem. An Ocean primal stone contains a whirlpool or the crushing pressure of the ocean floor. An Earth primal stone is a rock.
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Whether for imprisonment, or because it's cold, its linguistics framing within the show, or just being a feature (and metaphor) of the climate, they routinely use ice in interesting ways. So uh, put on your tinfoil hat and join me in talking about it.
This is not a new thought, per se (I think it nabbed me last time I was rewatching parts of 5x06 or 6x06) but I am inspired to finally Write The Thing thanks to completing 1x06 in my Meta Rewatch so, here we are. With that in mind, let's talk about
Ice and Stagnation
Let's start at the beginning.
1x06 "Through the Ice," accordingly, has ice in it. But much the way that "Beneath the Surface" causes us to probe a bit deeper into the characters' (Callum and Rayla, Viren and Terry, Claudia and Soren, respectively), it's worth asking what, exactly, the characters are going "through", or rather, what does the ice represent.
Well, the episode sees Callum and Rayla at odds, specifically in not trusting each other as much as they would like to. This causes, at first, for the ice to crack and for a dangerous avalanche to unfold. (On the nose, but effective.) Then, on the lake, we're given another patch of ice that starts to crack, literally, from the weight of the egg (their mission). These cracks, however, are more productive, in a sense. They cause Callum to confront the fact that he trusts Rayla, and moreover that he's making a choice to do so (a la "I'm going to forgive you" and "not dreams, choices," thank you Ezran). Rayla, similarly, is insistent on chasing her own (misguided?) path to deserving that trust retroactively, even as the situation escalates and the cracks worsen. The egg and Ezran go through the ice.
So we see the pattern established as ice being a sign of stagnation â a lack of trust, and/or a continual withholding of secrets, a wall of sorts â that must be cracked, or melted, in order for the characters to progress forward in their relationships with one another.
This blend of metaphorical literalism is really only happening, directly, in two episodes â 1x06 and 6x03, as highlighted above â but we'll circle back to it and why it's more prevalent in an overarching sense than at first glance later.
For now, up next is:
Ice as Imprisonment
This is, at once, like the above section both very basic and not. Ice spells are used to trap things: Callum and Viren both use aspiro frigis to make ice to trap big scary creatures (a corrupted banther and Avizandum, respectively). We also see Viren use this to entrap Rayla and her parents in 3x09 and 3x08, and Callum using it in 7x02 to keep Ezran and his soldiers from marching on Rayla. It's a quick, easy way to immobilize someone.
In theory, Claudia does the exact same thing when trapping the dragon in 5x06.
However, this is where we start to see more interesting thematic layerings arguably begin. Trapping the dragon in ice is not, as it gives Claudia power over it, a morally neutral action, especially since she does use it to be threatening: "You're right, it won't follow us. But not because it's trapped. It won't follow because it's afraid of me." Terry highlights this as well, emphasizing that what Claudia is doing, or threatening to do, is unnecessary. This harkens back to what he said in 4x09, after all:
I've seen you do a lot of awful things, dark magic things, but I always believed in you because you had a reason. But what you just did, the way you tricked that Moonshadow elf? It was just... cruel.
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Claudia, please. You don't have to do this.
Using ice as a means of entrapment, of intimidation, of control and cruelty, well...
This goes twofold, of course. Even once the dragon is freed, it remembers the terror and hold of the ice. Moreover, Finnegrin's ability to freeze others' blood keeps everyone on his ship in line, whether because of their natural investment in their own wellbeing (his crew) or in wanting to prevent that cruelty in being turned on others (Callum with Rayla and vice versa). We don't see the dragon again, but there's a reason that after Terry leaves Claudia and her cruelty behind, he names a city Ever Kind, and that Soren gets through to Elmer with a similar sense of compassion: "He's cruel, but you don't have to be."
So Claudia and Finnegrin both use ice as a means of control, and cruelty, in s5. So what? Well...
Ice as Cruelty
Despite having little to no ice in it outside of 6x03 and 6x05 (and we'll talk about Esmeray in a second), season 6 is arguably the one that brings out the heavy guns in the "ice as cruelty" concept. This is through two main avenues.
The first is that we get Esmeray as an Elmer parallel. Callum, just as Rayla did in 5x08, thought that violence was the only way to put down a terrible tyrant. But Soren and Rayla see another way led by empathy ("I know how you feel") and melt the ice in their hearts. Elmer saves everyone, and Esmeray's heart is melted not by violence, but "your kindness melted her heart." This is also an episode where we see Esmeray's ice storms being knit not to cruelty, but to grief, which is another important tether.
The second, perhaps for this meta more crucial, avenue is Viren's dialogue in 6x05 and 6x06, which thoroughly knits the concepts of coldness and cruelty together:
I was cold to you when we last met in the Drakewood. No father should treat his child like that. But then, I've done many things a father should never do, haven't I? I have been cruel to you.
After all this... after all I had done, I blamed you, Soren. My child. And I punished you with a lifetime of cold cruelty.
(I don't think it's an accident, comparatively, that Viren's last act and act of love for his son is then setting his once cold heart on fire, and illuminating it with great light after a lifetime of darknessâhey, Ray of Illumination parallels!âbut I digress.)
The reason why ice as cruelty matters is because, arguably, hatred and cruelty are the two emotional cogs that keeps the Cycle going. Hatred creates a thirst for vengeance, and cruelty allows the dehumanization that allows for it to be carried out and/or escalated. This continued cycle leads to everyone being trapped (imprisonment) in a cycle of perpetual mistrust (stagnation) that then creates more cruelty, walls, and prisons.
If fire is hatred fuelled by grief ("he wants the world to burn" + parallels of flames in Aaravos' and Ezran's eyes in season 7), then cruelty ("I want them to hurt" / "and yet you have managed to lead with kindness") and ice is the other side of the coin.
Choosing not to be cruel, even if you cannot necessarily let go of your hatred (ie. Ezran choosing to spare Runaan despite still being angry with him, the way Callum still hates Avizandum but puts Zym first in arc 1) causes the cycle to end in equal measure. Callum is cruel to Rayla when she first returns, giving her the cold shoulder; but thawing, changing, melting, moving forward, is critical in order to have real growth rather than fiery hatred or, in this case, continued cold cruelty.
As a closing note, a snippet of a poem:
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
Despite the elves' warning, the unicorns bestowed the ways of magic onto the humans. They gifted a few wise humans with powerful orbs called primal stones, which contained vast magical energy.
Bit of a spiritual successor to my pre-s6 Leola, for the "Primal Sources" theme over in the Discord community.
in a lot of ways ezran's "there is no miracle healer" is like the other side of the coin to sarai's "there is no monster you can slay" re: XYZ thing can "solve all your problems". a perfect easy solution doesn't exist, and if someone is presenting you with or promising you one, it's probably a falsehood. real solutions take time and effort and sacrifice and empathy from you, not from some external source or result. something something
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"your discomfort with trading your life for another's is understandable" / "i understand your concern, opeli" / "i understand the whole honour in not eating thing" viren you're so funny
"it's not a bribe, it's a threat. go on, take a closer look" "you're a monster" "you're mistaken. i'm a pragmatist" really is like, a viren scene /exchange of All Time to me
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Amaya definitely knocked those other two dudes straight into lava, though
God I hope we see Ellis again and sheâs a weird teenage girl now
NO ONE HAS CLEANED HARROWâS ROOM??????
Ezran just straight yeeting Zym oh my god
I hope we see the other primal nexuses? Star Nexus should be like the Ninth Gate in Abhorsen, donât @ me
Weâll just not talk about the elf Argonath there, nerds
Crow Master also perfect character
ii.
Oh come on Soren, a coup de grace is an automatic critical hit
Yeah probably a good thing Claudia knew about the mirror, because Viren talking to himself to exposition about it is⌠something
Really appreciate the faux medieval two-tine forks
Awkward teen date is go
Does Ezranâs âit could be more upâ critique of Callumâs hair explain Callumâs s4 style?
âYou built a zip-line today!â âI took no joy in that!â plEASE
âOr was it just differently true?â I really hope Claudia gets to grow old and become exactly like Lujanne
Okay just remember⌠no matter how bad your first date was it canât have been as bad as Callum and Claudiaâs
iii.
ugh the moon nexus sequence is also so loooooong whereâs Aaravos
NO Soren protective big brother feelings, I canât handle this
Real pointed with the âprince who will have to learn to be king without his father to teach himâ thing, here
AARAVOS
⌠looks for a book and then leaves without taking one with him?
⌠you just KNOW heâs been walking back and forth like that for two hours waiting for Viren to wake up and see him
man if I was Rayla though Iâd probably also get violently motion sick riding Phoe-Phoe
iv.
Wow that is a really pretty sky matte painting
Yeeeah Iâd definitely puke during that rapid air descent, dislike
Aaravos immediately seeing the fucking staff and smirking oh my god
He has absolutely had that box ready for like 500 years waiting for some idiot to appear, and here he is, that idiot
Incidentally theyâd better fucking explain at some point the way the novelization calls out Viren remembering that KppâAr had one of the same boxes, or I will explode
FUCK the music cue on Villadsâs second eyepatch reveal, Iâm dying
âThe Ruthless, named after me dear wife, Ruth. Who sadly⌠donât enjoy sailing.â is the joke from this series that I relentlessly quote to people not familiar with it
VIREN PLEASE heâs hot yes but is he that hot? Is he?
yeah so⌠I have a lot of questions about that lava waterwheel that will definitely never be answered and yet haunt me
Aw man, itâs only the novelization that has the Crow Masterâs response to Virenâs âI was in the bathroomâ as âSounds serious!â which imo is way funnier
Having once felt it necessary to poke an exposed wire with my bare finger specifically to see if it was carrying live current (it was, and do not do that), I sympathize a little with Callumâs dumbass lightning rod moment lmao
Amaya like âbitch you did NOT just ruin my SECOND swordâ
Nothing will ever be as sexy as that exchange of âcome at meâ gestures between Amaya and Janai
Aaravos literally just standing there with the knife for like eight hours
fdsfffdd and the fucking thirst trap in the credits sketches, they all knew exactly what they were doing
for the record, I still 1000% believe Aaravos walked back and forth across that room pretending to look for a book every ten minutes for hours while waiting for Viren to wake up and see him