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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

lucu bgt ini mirip sama temen-temen gw yang kadang kalo ada yang lupa naro sesuatu bilang, "bawa nggak dari rumahnya?" atau "coba di telpon" and it's something like kunci motor atau kacamata atau berkas gitu and it's funny every time.

i dont think we can Okay 💖yay💖 our way out of this one batman