"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match

#The Outcome: Black Butler

Zankyou no Terror - Episode 1 + Autumn colors

my ideal weight loss program would be to eat as much food as I want with no physical movement involved ugh

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

as a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous

i hate when i’m complaining about something and someone tries to one up my complaints like… i’ll be like “i only got 5 hours of sleep i’m so tired” and some obnoxious ass will pop out of nowhere like “oh well i got negative 47 hours of sleep this past week and i have to run a marathon tomorrow AND my father just banished me from the fire nation so”