Fly like a bow

I am forcibly checked out of the Hotel California

I still don’t know what the original ‘no fear, _____, one fear’ comic says

ive never considered seeking religion before but i think this might be the post that will finally break me 

four is like the least real number. five is really solid and three’s good I guess, but how often do you even use four? dogs have four legs and squares have four sides and that’s pretty much it

I’m sick or something and I woke up at 4 AM and spent like thirty seconds staring at my alarm clock going, “fuck you that’s not a real number” and it felt so important that I got up and posted this.

holy shit is this even real

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

FOUND IT

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.