Uhh… rats

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

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how about…

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

Me: ok, sleep time!

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

no you dont understand. the stake scene was SO intimate. they love each other and nandor was baring his SOUL to guillermo and putting his life literally in his hands. he displayed a true moment of vulnerability in the only way he knew how to do so because he's SO bad at talking about his feelings this man is emotionally constipated but he loves guillermo so goddamn much. he will break traditions for him. he will break vampire code. he would lasso the moon for him. he will CREATE INTRICATE RITUALS just to give him the space to make the choice of what HE wants and he will kill to give him that. don't get me started on the cape scene. the way he was holding the red threads of fate in his fingers to TIE THE KNOT and-