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A beautiful moment
Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE
#my bag got checked for meat products lmao#but like it was so fair#i didnt finish a burrito and put it in my bag but i threw it out before i got to that area#so understandably the sniffer dogs sniffed that and i had to explain after my bag got dismantled#it was less stressful than how many cops got called during my layover because i had a dollhouse telescope#that they thought was a bullet#and there's only so stressful that could be since it's not a bullet
Loving the idea of getting stopped for maybe having a bullet when you didn't have a gun. What did they think you were going to do with it.
People on this website will dislike a character and legitimately start talking like Jafar.

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shipping update: we decided to just keep your parcel
I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man
the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"
mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.
my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice
why did it do that?!!! HOW did it do that?!! 😭
the short answer is that the driver was using a racing technique called drafting where you drive directly behind a car. the car pushes air around you and creates a slipstream enabling you to go faster. unfortunately this also gets rid of a lot of your front downforce which doesn't usually result in the car doing THAT, but the way the CLR's body was constructed, with its dramatic overhangs and short wheelbase, made it very unstable and extremely sensitive to aerodynamic changes.
it also didn't have much downforce to begin with compared to the other cars
the mercedes team tried to keep this in check by telling their drivers not to drive too close behind other cars but, well, its a fucking race. you can't really expect the drivers to keep a 4 second following distance when the whole point is to pass the other cars lol
In a fascinating turn of events, my Most Pragmatic Sibling, reader of exclusively nonfiction, interested only in historical northeastern politics, fish recipes, and his dog, who in his bid to "opt out of frivolous nonsense" has worn only the same 3 pairs of identical cargo shorts and 5 free promotional tee-shirts for the last nine years, has recently come to understand that fashion, trends, and fads, are- as difficult as it is to grasp- direct expressions of a given population's political and socioeconomic environment
I, local family's resident literature fine arts and weird dead animals dork, have been having ENDLESS fun at his expense on this
(We both enjoy writing)
We have, since this monumental epiphany, essentially had the same conversation nine times in a row now, and I am genuinely never going to get sick of it. I hope he keeps texting me questions forever
Him: Wait but THIS stupid ugly thing was super impractical, so how come everybody wanted to wear it all of a sudden
Me: Well I'd have to do some research to be sure but if it didn't have a practical purpose and it wasn't a spiritual thing then my best guess is that it was either a novelty that had suddenly been introduced and found appealing, or it came to represent an important facet of the culture that suddenly gained relevance
Him: So why did it stop
Me: Fashions swing from one extreme to the other. People seek out what is desirable and unique, which is almost always unique because it's not produced or available very much. If enough people jump onto that bandwagon, demand goes up, so whoever can invent a way to get more or make more will make a killing. Once this innovation meets demand, the rhing will become commonplace, and no longer new or exciting. If it happens to be perfectly suited to a particular niche or image then it will become timeless as long as that niche or image is relevant, but the majority will move in the opposite direction once they hit the greatest possible extreme.
Him: That's stupid
Me: War is stupid. Ask grandma why she doesn't throw out old nylons and keeps turning old rags into bath mats
Him: (nodding sagely)

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So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.
I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.
Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.
So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.
Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.
Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵💫
Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.
Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.
I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.
People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!
me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:
opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was
The Garment by Robert Cole
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

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why does this read exactly like the opening to pride and prejudice
Contest to Replace Laios, Finale
Maomao (The Apothecary Diaries)
Walnut the cat (real life)
Masterpost
Only one of these cats can practice medicine.
And the interest in poison would be crazy cool to add to the party.
Imagine how it would play with Marcille: she thinks Maomao is one of the "normal" party members until one day she sees Maomao put a little something extra on her dish and asks what it is and if she can try it. Maomao is a little evasive because, well, poison isn't a normal seasoning. Marcille is horrified.
Now Maomao's relationship with Senshi would be a lot like Laois', except Senshi probably wouldn't approve of poison added to his foods because it might mess with the flavor profile and nutritional value.
Maomao and Chilchuck would be so chill. Chilchuck would probably take her under his wing a bit, given shes 17, and Maomao wouldn't treat him like a kid. They'd also go get drinks together after work.