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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[ID: Simply-drawn cartoon of two people. One asks the other, “Dude what character do i remind you of”, while decked out in Snooble-themed merchandise, including a flag, a hat, shirt, pants, and shoes. Snooble is a green thing. The drawing is signed @.bedpup. End ID.]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

sometimes u comment under a mutual's post and it's like god, this is it they're gonna kill me now

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

hi ! are any of my tumblr followers rich and able to send me a large amount of money or do any of you plan on being rich in the future and are willing to take me on as a dependant in a few years. my winning characteristics are:

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.