I'm just here for a heehee maybe even a haha

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

Wait is he saying that or is she

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched my spores

touch my spores.

why aren’t you touching them

why do you hate spores. and me. and potential losses of autonomy