Registered Loser

Tf2 was my gay awakening

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

hey hold on gang. i have a parallel to draw between two pieces of media

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous