Registered Loser

Tf2 was my gay awakening

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

But I'm at the dentist.

you need to leave the dentist and come to bed

sorry about the scratch marks on that screenshot i was scared

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style