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I hope the sun explodes. Sorry. I hope it explodes and we see it explode and then for months or years we'll wait for the blast to reach us and we'll have to live with the knowledge that it is coming and we couldntve done anything to prevent it. Sorry, i dont mean it. I hope despite trying to find solace in the fact that nothing can be done we will never come to terms with it. Amd then ww all die. Ok sorry ill go now bye *gets carried off by a predatory bird*

okay but we can’t all be final girls. realistically who would u be in a horror movie?

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

y'all what is a movie from the 80s that is YOUR movie? like for whatever reason. it’s incredibly nostalgic, you love it a lot, it just makes you feel good, you connect deeply with it. basic answers welcome

im always pissed at something and i have no one to kiss.... life is unbearable

They should invent sleep for women

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

See also: every “scummy sewer rat” used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches

dogs too. i love when there's a big scary guard dog in a movie or show and you can tell he's just thinking about all the treats he's gonna get when he's done with his scene

doing nothing is one of the most noble things a girl can do

i think the average work schedule should be one hour