Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

thank god for dykes

LIFE HACK: if you call things beautiful then they become so . Immediately in front of your eyes

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[ID: digital illustration Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street buying fruit and vegetables from a market. The market is also staffed by puppets. /end ID]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

sitting in the sun. yes it's gonna take all day. sorry.

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I WILL EXPERIENCE A SECOND BLOOM in my late 40s watch this space