he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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hehehe sometimes u gotta animate what u wish u saw in the world!!!! and for me thats dumb horny puppies bouncing on toys bigger than their heads <33 w hypno visor on cuz it’s hot!!!!
this was a really fun process, i haven’t animated in quite a few years now. idk if anyone would be interested in smth like this as a commission?? maybe !!
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Dragoness lying on her belly, hind legs kicking, tail swaying while she is watching her favourite knight sparring. They told her to not intervene if they get their ass kicked by the other knights but the dragoness is struggling very hard not to push the other knights over every time they land a hit on hers.
Also, she will definitely carry her knight off after training and cover them in kisses.
toy story wish fulfillment
Every time you sit down your dragon gf comes over and lays her head in your lap. Sometimes she’s begging for pets and scritches, sometimes she’s sleepy, and sometimes she’s being horny, but what she always is doing is being a cutie
You know you're down bad Objectum when your instinct is to want to tag this collage as not safe for work LMAO
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leatherfriend
weighted plushies bead pouch is its erogenous zone btw
I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging
wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding
@funnier-when-objectum
color-transparent vintage tech :3
Industrial sentimentalism.
Photographer unknown via #utilitarianarchitecture on Facebook.
A reverse image search was totally worth it though.
Now I know there are more pipes and metal tubes that look like they're fucking.
we've got to get regular porn back on this site
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How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.
Oh snap!
As an engineer, this makes me happy.
If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…
easy peasy
watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made
You may like this amazing web page then: https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/ It’s a full break down of how a mechanical watch works, every single part including a complication. Every diagram is interactive and beautifully put together. It’s a fantastic read, fun to play with and really informative.
Seconding this recommendation, and in fact this person’s entire blog: he has multiple of these explainers and they’re all good.
In particular, if you’re a programmer who finds floating point numbers to be exotic dark magic, I strongly recommend his Exposing Floating Point post. There are many guides/tutorials on floating point arithmetic out there but IMO this is the best one and makes them really not seem so difficult by the end of it (or at least, all their counterintuitive behavior now makes sense).
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A very useful tutorial on the Portal With RTX forums
dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"
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I love Polaroid rainbow stripes. They really put a happy trail on a camera
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[ Commission ] Kobold has a new charm spell, is it working? 😏
Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century
from The Hunt Museum, Limerick
i was compelled
I was also compelled
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