Things and Stuff, Etc.

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

yearning should empower the soul and unlock teleportation

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

happy fucking pride month we should never have ceded to let drag queens speak for trans women

if the tranny doesnt feel loved she will put up with it because what other fucking choice do i have. i mean she.

my therapist sent me a document titled "NIGHTMARE PROTOCOL", so i think its safe to say im becoming a child soldier