KnowledgeAustin

*Quick disclaimer* 

This is going to make you look nasty as fuck I.MEAN.NASTY.AS.FUCK! Because when I get my dick suck I like it to be on some porno star shit, super freak. You gotta suck this dick like you’re the Fridah Kahlo of dick sucking. Fellatio is an art.

Dick Head

Spit on it

Lick it

Head Suction (especially when you want to make him ejaculate)**

Kiss it (Do this often, if you really like him or he makes you cum a lot)

Shaft

Spit on it

Jerk it

Deep throat it

Beat your face with it

Balls

Cuff the BALLS

Massage the BALLS

Suck the BALLS

Lick the BALLS

Tug the Balls (Gently) (FUN FACT! This is good to do if your man a 1minute nigga, keep him from cumin. Roxy Reynolds told me this)

Pace Yourself 

Don’t be sucking at a 1000 slurps per seconds the whole time.

POSITIONING 

ON YOUR KNEES (Classic)

ON YOUR STOMACH (Good for when y’all watching a movie together)

ARCHED BACK (The best from an aesthetic point of view)

AMBIANCE  (Very important, this can make it seem better than it actually is)

Slobbering Sound Effects 

Gagging Sound Effects 

Moaning Sound Effects 

Kissing Sound Effects (When you kiss the dick. You know how it sounds when like you hug ya friends and y’all  do that double cheek kiss? Do that in moderation)

Rub your clit. Get extra horny. 

Play The Weeknd in the background

You’re doing a great job if you look like this

Notice, the eye contact?

Notice, The simultaneous hand motion?

Notice, The licking on the shaft?

Notice, The sucking and Jerking combo?

Notice, Her positioning? 

Notice, She has rhythm. 

I feel like she is enjoying what she is doing and that energy is very important because vibes are contagious. Positive vibes on the dick, baby! 

REPEAT AFTER ME AND REMEMBER THAT

BIG GIRLS ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS SWALLOW.

You can kill us and suck it out like a straw. 

OR

 Let us live and let it explode in your mouth then continue sucking on some casual shit.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE NASTY OR FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION 

You can do Cum bubbles.

*Also

*Drink plenty of water and lick it and jerk it off often so you won’t get lock jaw too quickly.*

Let’s set the Ambiance with

Nice & Slow by Usher *in the background*

CUNNILINGUS. (Cool ass word for Eating Pussy)

Cunnilingus is a performance art.  It’s the process of making love to pussy with your mouth and tongue. Great way to make her feel admired and appreciated.

“78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning" 

It’s a map to this that you should follow, you can always take a short cut, or dive face first in the pussy, but I heard somewhere “78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning” and that sounds true so I’m going to go with that. So build up anticipation

The Build Up

Forehead -Kiss that. 

Nose - *I got your nose grab* (I’m joking, don’t do that unless she’s into goofy shit), 

Lips (Face) - Bite & Kiss that (quick lil bite on the bottom one mixed with some slow kissing), 

Neck - Kissing, Biting, Sucking

Boobs - Suck,Kiss snd Lick That (Should’ve done this since you first got her naked)

Belly Button - Kiss that too.

Inner Thigh - Bite, Lick, Kiss, Bite, Lick, Kiss

Pelvic Bone - Kiss  

Pubic Bone - Kiss

Pussy is finger food.

My mother always told me “Cut your nails. girls wouldn’t let you touch them if your nails are long.” She was telling me this since I was a youth and I didn’t fully understand what she meant by this until I “Started touching girls.”

So Make sure yo nails short and clean, fam. because Pussy is finger food and you should be using your fingers often actually your hands in general.

The Lips

Use your tongue on her pussy lips. Split her inner and outer pussy lips and run your tongue around there then move on to the Clit.

Clitoris - (aka the most important and most neglected part of the vagina.)

Find her clit and start the show. The Clit is that small knob of pink flesh and you’ll find this at the top of the vagina. This is the headquarters of pleasure this is where you want to focus on. This is like the female version of a dick head, it causes them to Orgasm which is a big deal. Clits come in various shapes, sizes, and sensitivities. It’s like a lecture hall class of nerves. Start off soft and slow in the beginning, all clits are fond of that.Pay attention to her reactions. Slow down when she’s convulsing and don’t stop stop when she start Draking “oh my god, oh my god, I’m bout to cum this heaven” Rub the clit like you’re doing crossovers in 2k. (Gently)

You want to lick her clit like your shooting Free throws in NBA 2K. Up and Down and you can do side to side eventual you’ll want to do 360 motions. You should put the whole clit in your mouth without your teeth getting in the way, NEVER EVER USE TEETH.

“Lick her Pussy like you’re doing crossovers in 2K.”

G Spot

It’s at the roof of the Vagina. Get your Index and Middle finger in there and make like a come here motion in it. Start off slow then move faster.

What To Say?

Tell her how good she tastes.

How beautiful her pussy is.

How wet she is.

How good she smell.

Multitask 

Now you do all the above in different combinations at the same time.

DON’T

DON’T BITE THE CLIT

DON’T TUG ON THE CLIT

DON’T BITE THE PUSSY

In All Actuality 

Aries: Give them a chance to chase you and capture you. Assuming they already have some interest for you, playing hard to get can make things more interesting and rewarding for them when they get you. But at the same time, give them a chance to catch you by being available to their requests or their needs. 

Taurus: Do something thoughtful for them. Pay attention to their emotional or instrumental needs, empathize with them or help them out. Once they receive your kindness, they will pay more attention to you and reciprocate. They will also begin to see you in a different light because of how thoughtful you were. 

Gemini: Dress nice or sharp to impress. Our physical appearance says a lot about the person we are and it affects the image of the person we’re with. Looks also capture the attention so dress appropriately but also comfortably. 

Cancer: Smile. When they look at you or when you look at them, a genuine smile is very heart warming. It conveys that you’re comfortable in your own shoes and that you’re approachable. If you’re comfortable and approachable, they will feel less defensive around you (since we are around strangers) and will very likely open up to you in the future or reciprocate the smile. 

Leo: Say their name loud and clear. People really like to hear their name called or mentioned especially when it’s by a person they adore. It shows that you are paying attention to them and that they are not just some random no-body. So the next time you talk them, say their name once or twice at the beginning or near the end of a conversation or when some interesting emotions come up. 

Virgo: Flirt with them. You can make things fun or interesting for them through your conversations or non-verbals. You can say things that put a smile on their face or do things that make them laugh. At the same time, to give yourself some value, pull back and make them curious about you. 

Libra: Be spontaneous. Plan for activities where things can change at the drop of a hat. This will keep them guessing and hungry for more. For example, when talking to them ask if they want to go somewhere or do something right after. Don’t plan it for like next day or next week making it seem less spontaneous. 

Scorpio: Prove your feelings. If you really care about this person, pay attention to what they say, their intention, their motivations and react to that. For example, if they hint to you that they too are interested in you, don’t be afraid to reciprocate. 

Sagittarius: Share your passion with them. Let them know what you do, your hobbies, your goals dreams, fantasies or accomplishments and hope that they will want to be a part that too. Also, ask them about theirs and really show support and interest in what they do. For example, if they say they like a certain movie, encourage them to talk more about it and do something for them related to their interest. 

Capricorn: Mirror their body language or attitude. We feel more comfortable around people who are like us. Dress like them (wear matching clothing)  or copy the way they talk or their non-verbals to capture their attention. But do this moderately and subtly and ensure that it creating a positive vibe. 

Aquarius: Be simple and open-minded. If they don’t expect big things, do little things for them that show that you care. Talk to them when you have free time. Ask them about their day. Plan activities with them like going out to eat or shopping. Give them a hug or say hello when you see them.