our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

i miss his whimsical ways and the way he made o'brien realize he is capable of intimate partner violence. i didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means