It Is What It Is

MILF (mutual I’d like to friend)

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they gave their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

it's always that damn mouse and not me. what if i want a cookie . what about my needs

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly