It Is What It Is

who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

Burger queen divorced him

don’t let anyone else ruin your day. it‘s YOUR day. ruin it yourself.

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.