It Is What It Is

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be