My Secret Hideout

Author: theClosetPoet7

Language: English, Rating: Rated: MA/NSFW

Genre: Romance/Humor

Notes on one-shot: This one shot came to my head when I was wondering what it would be like if Sasuke and Sakura did the deed while arguing or while having a casual talk. And this happened. :D Hope you enjoy it!

The Uchiha household shakes as a resounding bang vibrates through it when Uchiha Sakura slams the door to their house.

She takes off her shoes and kicks them off to the side. The young mother grumbles under her breath as she stomps her feet on the tatami and walks towards their room with an air of wrath surrounding her.

Their door opens again and ninja sandals enter. Uchiha Sasuke comes in quietly and lets out a sigh. He bends down to arrange the footwear on the floor, regally slipping his own slippers on and picking up his wife’s pink ones to bring it to her.

When he enters their room, Sakura is mumbling silent curses as she frustratingly pulls her hairtie and unzips her red dress.

“Idiot.”

Sasuke patiently places her slippers near the foot of their bed and observes his fuming wife.

“Did you hear me Sasuke-kun?”

The tone in her voice still sounds angry, but for some reason, her temper doesn’t scare him as it usually does.

So he answers her.

“Yes, I heard you.”

And Gaston is NOT a woman-driven fantasy. Gaston is a male wish fulfillment fantasy. Gaston is not what women want, he is what men want to be. He is hyper-masculinity to an extreme degree, dripping with sexism and testosterone. The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men. 

While I don’t want to generalize, female fans tend to prefer a very different kind of male hero. We like the Rogers, the Milos, the Hercules. Genuinely kind, often awkward men who are sometimes vulnerable and respectful to women.