rampant silliness

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

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buy my nothing

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Did you two reach an agreement

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

Oh HELL yes.

a broken link is a kind of dead wife