Today's Document

titsay

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Aqua Utopiaļ½ęµ·ć®åŗć§čØę¶ćē“”ć
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

noise dept.
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Bolivia

seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@knerdyknitter

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Texts From Superheroes
REAGAN WAS A RACIST? YOU DONāT SAY
Iām shocked!Ā Shocked, I tell you!
Ronald Reagan was a piece of shit.Fuck him, fuck his memory, fuck his legacy, and fuck all the fucking boomer shitfucks who enabled his destruction of so the middle class in America.
It's been...a while
Itās beenā¦a while
Where have I been? What have I been doing? Have I been writing?
Life has thrown some curveballs at me over the last couple years. And most of them hit me squarely in the nuts. But Iām still here. Ish.
In late 2016, I got a job at JoAnnās Fabrics and Crafts, and I loved it there. I was a cashier, which was meh. But I was also the knit and crochet instructor, and the education coordinator inā¦
View On WordPress
Berkeleymews dump
#1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
#10
#11
#12
#13
#14
#15
#16
#17
#18
#19
#20
#21
#22
#23
#24
#25
#26
#27
#28
Credit: twitter | facebook | tumblr | instagram
Every single one of these is pure gold.
These are so great omg hahaha

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
ITS MINGUS
He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!
A loud vampire
I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie⦠but they refused to compromise because they were like: heās the hugest Golden Girls fan⦠this has to make the movie⦠so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthurās likeness on this shirt⦠ Ryan Reynolds, youāre doing Deadpool so right.
They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthurās face. Worth it.
Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didnāt come from the budget. He talked with Beaās sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Beaās favorite charity. āŗļø
I did not know that. Thatās so much better than I could have imagined.
President Obama tries to get aĀ driverās license
this is funny
his face in the last one ššš
I donāt care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obamaās sense of humor to Trumpās fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.
Sighā¦
Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?
Horse.
Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse
And what would the offspring be like?
I hate all of this
This is the last thing you see before you die
Ok everyone we found it. The worst post
military worship in this country is out of fucking control
excuse me?
military worship in this country is out of fucking controlĀ
Yea youāre right, we shouldnāt honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country ⦠oh
Military worship in this country is out of fucking control
Iām in the military and yes itās out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didnāt see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! Thatās some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, thatās true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isnāt true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because itās the military, theyāre heroes, they can do no wrong.
Weāre doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harmās way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesnāt do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that theyāre heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesnāt do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. Weāre human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.
āļøš½āļøš½āļøš½āļøš½
oh boy just in time for the 4th of July
Speaking as a disabled veteran: itād be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But itās a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I donāt know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to ācareā so much. Plus the whole āsending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for itā thing. Itās not ādefending freedomā to shove our troops into everyoneās business in countries that happen to have oil and such Military worship isnāt only annoying, itās a hollow lie thatās basically dangerous to everyone

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
I donāt know whatās funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
Elephants are too pure for this world
I love the mums reaction like āI know whatās comingā
Snoop has done so much weed heās on a higher plane of understanding.
Resources For Fantasy & Mythology Writers
Designing A World
City and Town Name Generator
How To Create a Believable World
Fantasy Religion Design Guide
Fantasy Map-maker
The Language Construction Kit
Fantasy Name Generator
The Pagan Name Generator
Writing Fantasy: Tools & Techniques
Fractal World Generator
Creating a Magic System
The Middle Ages
A Large List Of Articles On The Middle Ages
Middle Ages Weapons
Medieval Clothing
Medieval Clothing Pages
Medieval Name Archive
The Domesday Book
European Nobility Titles
Mythology
General Folklore
Various Folktales
Heroes
Weather Folklore
Trees in Mythology
Animals in Mythology
Birds in Mythology
Flowers in Mythology
Fruit in Mythology
Plants in Mythology
Folktales from Around the World
Egyptian Mythology
African Mythology
More African Mythology
Egyptian Gods and Goddesses
The Gods of Africa
Even More African Mythology
West African Mythology
All About African Mythology
African Mythical Creatures
Gods and Goddesses
Aztec Mythology
Haitian Mythology
Inca Mythology
Maya Mythology
Native American Mythology
More Inca Mythology
More Native American Mythology
South American Mythical Creatures
North American Mythical Creatures
Aztec Gods and Goddesses
Chinese Mythology
Hindu Mythology
Japanese Mythology
Korean Mythology
More Japanese Mythology
Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures
Indian Mythical Creatures
Chinese Gods and Goddesses
Hindu Gods and Goddesses
Korean Gods and Goddesses
Basque Mythology
Celtic Mythology
Etruscan Mythology
Greek Mythology
Latvian Mythology
Norse Mythology
Roman Mythology
Arthurian Legends
Bestiary
Celtic Gods and Goddesses
Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands
Finnish Mythology
Celtic Mythical Creatures
Gods and Goddesses
Islamic Mythology
Judaic Mythology
Mesopotamian Mythology
Persian Mythology
Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures
Aboriginal Mythology
Polynesian Mythology
More Polynesian Mythology
Mythology of the Polynesian Islands
Melanesian Mythology
Massive Polynesian Mythology Post
Maori Mythical Creatures
Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses
Hawaiian Goddesses
Gods and Goddesses
List of Gods
Encyclopedia Mythica
Mythical Creatures & Beasts
Questions To Ask When Worldbuilding
The World
Physical and Historical Features
Magic and Magicians
Peoples and Customs
Social Organization
Commerce, Trade, and Public Life
Daily Life
Basics
Alternate Earth
Not Earth at All
Climate and Geography
Natural Resources
World History
Specific Country(s) History
Rules of Magic
Wizards
Magic and Technology
Miscellaneous Magic Questions
Customs
Eating
Greeting and Meeting
Gestures
Visits
Language
Ethics and Values
Religion and the Gods
Population
Government
Politics
Crime and the Legal System
Foreign Relations
Waging War
Weapons
Business and Industry
Transportation and Communication
Science and Technology
Medicine
Arts and Entertainment
Architecture
Urban Factors
Rural Factors
Fashion and Dress
Manners
Diet
Education
Calendar
Magic
The Hypertext List of Spells
Gemstone Properties
Gemstone Meanings
Crystal Healing
Fairy & Other Spirits
Elven Phrases
neat stuff.
This elephant was caught on camera tidying up trash:
via @getfactual
Elephants continue to be perfect, precious beings.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Wizarding Tattoo Parlors.
I know it has been talked about before but I want to talk about wizarding tattoos and piercing again. Hereās just a couple ideas.
A tongue ring that you wear to ward off minor hexes and jinxes.
A Tattoo of a tree where the leaves change depending on the season.
A pair of matching tattoos of a piece of parchment that can be wrote on to send messages.
You see this dagger I have tattooed on my calf? It comes off into my hand as a real weapon when Iām in danger.
A little dragon that flies around your left forearm.Ā
A pin-up witch that winks and waves at you.Ā
A tattoo that starts off as a rune but once you fall asleep and wake up in changes into something that is similar to your patronus, something that symbolizes who you are.
A tattoo on somebodies wrist that warms up and changes color when they need to take their medications.
Ear piercings that translate everything around you into your native language.Ā
Lip piercing that do the same, except when you speak you speak the language of whoever youāre speaking to.
A small bird tattoo behind your ear that chirps and whistles to you when youāre anxious.
Ā A tattoo of your child that ages with them.
A tattoo for those that are hard of hearing or deaf and are unable to read lips at that moment that displays the words of the person speaking to them on their hand.
A nose ring that is charmed that long as you are wearing it you will never lose your keys.
A flower scene where some flowers only will bloom at certain times.
little nocturnal animal tattoos like raccoons that only show up on your skin after dark.
a tattoo of digital numbers on your wrist that tell the time.
Magical tattoos and piercings!!!
This is the best thing.
Iām totally gonna change this up a bit and use it in d&d
Yes! Do it and send me the results! I am D&D trash!
This excellent visual representation of that old scam, ātrickle down economicsā, has been all over Twitter recently.
And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.
And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.
*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*
Donāt forget the part where the smaller glasses are cracking and shattering under the weight of the big glass, and then the big glass scolds them for making it spill a little bit.