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Texts From Superheroes

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REAGAN WAS A RACIST? YOU DON’T SAY

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I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

wilwheaton

Ronald Reagan was a piece of shit.Fuck him, fuck his memory, fuck his legacy, and fuck all the fucking boomer shitfucks who enabled his destruction of so the middle class in America.

It's been...a while

It’s been…a while

Where have I been? What have I been doing? Have I been writing?

Life has thrown some curveballs at me over the last couple years. And most of them hit me squarely in the nuts. But I’m still here. Ish.

In late 2016, I got a job at JoAnn’s Fabrics and Crafts, and I loved it there. I was a cashier, which was meh. But I was also the knit and crochet instructor, and the education coordinator in…

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Every single one of these is pure gold.

theonlyhimeros

These are so great omg hahaha

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ITS MINGUS

weakpassword1

He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!

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A loud vampire

katiecomma

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt… Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

whole-grain-wheat-thicks

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

frontier001

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

katiecomma

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

sandandglass

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

emotions-are-dangerous

this is funny

king-emare

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

bestnatesmithever

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

midnightfunk

Sigh…

paininmyassachusetts

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

racistspiderman

Yes

paininmyassachusetts

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

racistspiderman

Horse.

volcel-official

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

paininmyassachusetts

And what would the offspring be like?

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I hate all of this

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This is the last thing you see before you die

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Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

evilrashida

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

daneedelion

excuse me?

evilrashida

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

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Yea you’re right, we shouldn’t honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country … oh

evilrashida

Military worship in this country is out of fucking control

cadimonsignal

I’m in the military and yes it’s out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didn’t see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! That’s some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, that’s true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isn’t true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because it’s the military, they’re heroes, they can do no wrong.

We’re doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harm’s way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesn’t do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that they’re heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesn’t do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. We’re human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.

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oh boy just in time for the 4th of July

ladyshinga

Speaking as a disabled veteran: it’d be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But it’s a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I don’t know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to “care” so much. Plus the whole “sending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for it” thing. It’s not “defending freedom” to shove our troops into everyone’s business in countries that happen to have oil and such Military worship isn’t only annoying, it’s a hollow lie that’s basically dangerous to everyone

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

imonlyadumpling

Elephants are too pure for this world

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I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”

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Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

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neat stuff.

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This elephant was caught on camera tidying up trash:

via @getfactual

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Elephants continue to be perfect, precious beings.

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Wizarding Tattoo Parlors.

I know it has been talked about before but I want to talk about wizarding tattoos and piercing again. Here’s just a couple ideas.

A tongue ring that you wear to ward off minor hexes and jinxes.

A Tattoo of a tree where the leaves change depending on the season.

A pair of matching tattoos of a piece of parchment that can be wrote on to send messages.

You see this dagger I have tattooed on my calf? It comes off into my hand as a real weapon when I’m in danger.

A little dragon that flies around your left forearm.

A pin-up witch that winks and waves at you.

A tattoo that starts off as a rune but once you fall asleep and wake up in changes into something that is similar to your patronus, something that symbolizes who you are.

A tattoo on somebodies wrist that warms up and changes color when they need to take their medications.

Ear piercings that translate everything around you into your native language.

Lip piercing that do the same, except when you speak you speak the language of whoever you’re speaking to.

A small bird tattoo behind your ear that chirps and whistles to you when you’re anxious.

A tattoo of your child that ages with them.

A tattoo for those that are hard of hearing or deaf and are unable to read lips at that moment that displays the words of the person speaking to them on their hand.

A nose ring that is charmed that long as you are wearing it you will never lose your keys.

A flower scene where some flowers only will bloom at certain times.

little nocturnal animal tattoos like raccoons that only show up on your skin after dark.

a tattoo of digital numbers on your wrist that tell the time.

Magical tattoos and piercings!!!

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This is the best thing.

mabs01293

I’m totally gonna change this up a bit and use it in d&d

hutsanddragons

Yes! Do it and send me the results! I am D&D trash!

downlo

This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.

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And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.

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And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.

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*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

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Don’t forget the part where the smaller glasses are cracking and shattering under the weight of the big glass, and then the big glass scolds them for making it spill a little bit.

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