The History of the Ladder

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

Impossible decision

I don’t know if that’s the face of confusion or fear but either way, I’m dying

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

i’ve noticed a lot of terfs reblogging this for some reason which is weird because i forgot to mention that the giant squid feeds exclusively on transphobes 

@deadhaven​ is this you

If you think my blog sucks, you should see my decisions in life

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

*winks at you with both eyes*