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tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

You can force people into being happy by saying shit like good morning :) follow for more emotional manipulation tips

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.

please don’t joke about this it’s the first really popular cryptid in my state in a long time and last night it stood on my roof and showed me its man ass

please tell me everything. im cataloging sightings of the ohio assman

i’m evolved i think pda is actually a good and fine thing even when straight people do it but especially when gay people do. it’s nice to see love in public don’t be a hater grab a loved one and smooch them in line for your pretzel bites or something

Not if you're taking up the whole sidewalk and blocking people's egress.

Use [Q] and [E] to strafe left and right.

what is this Elite Dangerous use A and D

at least there's gay people

and sadomasochism

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

So much work went into this visual joke. So much extra effort that did not need to happen at all. Incredible.