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My Experience as an INTJ #54
Me: “Finally, after much planning and preparation, I will actually act on those plans now.”
Warning: only 9 out of 10 ideal conditions assumed when you made those plans are currently met
Me: “oh no”
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beneath the snow my heart blossoms
Photo and haiku by Amber Maitrejean
My Experience as an INTJ #53
ISFJ friend: “Oh my gosh, did that sound flirty or weird? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for it to come off that way. I hope that didn’t make you uncomfortable.”
Me: ??? did not think that in the slightest?
Me: “You’re fine. It’s all fine. Nothing to apologize for.”
(Another time)
ISFJ friend: *mid-conversation, automatically reaches out to brush lint off my shoulder* “Oh! Sorry, there was something there, so I just— sorry.”
Me: omg no you literally have nothing to apologize over, my soft friend
Me: “No, no, thanks for getting it off.”
Me: *inwardly debates grabbing their hand, putting it on me, and getting their insecurity over with*
(Source)
this is THE funniest thing i have ever read
@deadwright
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best moments in gaming journalism
journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity
that’s it
highlights:
“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today
IMMMMMMM
When your friend asks you to do a reading of her love-life
As a professional oracle and a tarot reader I can confirm this is the case in 90% of the times
My Experience as an INTJ #52
Me: “So I finally convinced [ISTJ] to go to Toronto with us.”
ISTP: “How?? We’ve been trying to badger him into going for months!”
Me: “I crunched numbers and told him the results.”
ISTP: “You and your numbers.”
100% stealth
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“I like the way the snow feels on my fur.”
When breakfast is 5 seconds late.
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
I have never related to a post more
the fucking struggle 😭
If this shit ain’t me 😒
Protecting cat friend.
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My Experience as an INTJ #51
High Ni vs Low Se problem
Me: *does a thing*
Me: *does the thing again and again*
Me: *practices the thing, learns about the thing*
Me: *studies the thing, masters the terminology, adopts the relevant techniques, relies on appropriate resources, builds upon foundation, prays to the right gods, improves by crawls, steps and leaps*
Me: *surpasses goals, inspires awe, invests time and energy, focus, blood, sweat, and tears, becomes best at the thing*
Someone: “So, do you enjoy doing the thing? You must like it, right?”
Me: “en... joy?? I, well... hm... yes?... *squints* define... ‘enjoy’.”
