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This is beyond beautiful...
āRoyal Dogā has been the topic of the internet for his graffiti work of black women wearing hanbok along with the Korean text āa flower has bloomedā in four different cities including LA and San Francisco.
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She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.
She came for him
How does it feel to have a five year old pull out receipts on you!
How we slay in our new studios!!
The serious gasp I just hadā¦that was so beautifulā¦
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The more I look at this, the more I canāt stop smiling
ā Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in officeā¦Hereās a selection of some of his favourite shotsā¦ ā
If I choose you over being alone, just know you're special.
Cuz I like being by my gotdamn self.
This
This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland.
its a palm tree
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Still obsessing over this video
me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!
brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.
me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.
Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo
*looks around*
Is
Is anyone gonna say it
malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite
@lizaleighĀ do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really donāt feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.
ā¦sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: āEXPLAIN.ā Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?
oh geeze, iām kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?
Itās really only a problem if youāre polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. Itās rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anywayā¦ Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.
I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.
So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.
Oh my god guys itās poisonous
It is super poisonous
There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more
Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock
Try this one instead.Ā
malachite literally explodes in water does it not?
Iā¦ noā¦ I think youāre thinking of pure sodium?
Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker
This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because youāre getting all this information on minerals and rocks. Youāre also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock
I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep onĀ being you.
Iām still not sure if I can fuck this rock.
Iām looking into it.
UPDATE:
Today in āIām so sorry, coworkers, itās for Tumblr,ā I brought this post to the attention of the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did some research and weighed in on the question: āCan you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?ā
The answer is āItās probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.ā
When I first saw this post I NEVER thought it would go this far.Ā
I think this is hands down my favorite āthis is what Tumblr isā post to date.
look mom Iām famous
friendly reminder use your turn signal
hey Iām from tennessee i donāt understand this post?
show this post to the horse you ride around on heāll take it from there
Well, this is definitely the most fun Iāve had while making a post.
Inspired by this one from capnphaggit.Ā Images & copyrights: Trifid Nebula (M20)Ā by Marcus Davies, The Catās Eye Nebula andĀ Star-forming region Sharpless 2-106Ā byĀ NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA). Please donāt remove the credits.
do it!
Makes the universe look like an organ, a beating heart
Absolutely beautiful.Ā
whoa
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Honestly, Canada, now youāre just rubbing it in our faces.
