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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

think of me when the sky is pink

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

The funny thing about generational trauma is that it doesn't really look like trauma. It just looks like "that funny thing that everyone's mom does for no apparent reason."

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead