gay bitches ONLY

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

Oh nah… this is some eerie ass bullshit.

Trans Jewish people are so lovely and deserving of love. You have futures, you deserve love and kindness, you are worthy of respect and good things. It’ll be alright and you will find peace.

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don't love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don't love aardwolves I can't even look at you oh my god

@arkfeather

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

The Christians in the notes whining are so absolutely stupid

I don’t even want to talk about how they specifically target poor people and hold basic necessities over their heads in exchange for faith.

The downfall of Philippines: A thread 

And even though there have been some mission groups that don’t make it all about religion and just help people and then tell them if they ask, I still wondered why they were going to other countries when we had so many poor and destitute here that needed help. Like is it just about helping people who need it or is it about trying to assimilate people who are different?

I’m not psychic but the spores incubating in my frontal lobe definitely are

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

Please try this new french dish I invented where it’s fried chicken but the chicken was killed over the course of several hours by blunt force trauma at the hands of an anemic peasant boy

#wait until u hear abt what the french do to people

what do you mean you don’t want a vial of my blood on a necklace???? i thought you had feelings for me????????????

sir i regret to inform you that i am almost exclusively controlled by the moon and can only do that which she permits.