Cha-Cha: [holding Klaus hostage] Fifty grand and we'll give him back!
Klaus, offended: You think I'm only worth fifty grand?
Cha-Cha: ... What?
Klaus: Gimme that.
Klaus: [grabs megaphone] MAKE IT 100!
Diego, from outside: SHUT UP KLAUS

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Cha-Cha: [holding Klaus hostage] Fifty grand and we'll give him back!
Klaus, offended: You think I'm only worth fifty grand?
Cha-Cha: ... What?
Klaus: Gimme that.
Klaus: [grabs megaphone] MAKE IT 100!
Diego, from outside: SHUT UP KLAUS

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I love him
David Castañeda + Being A Mood
No one:
Klaus in 1968:
Because that’s what you do when you’re seventeen. You move out, become your own person, grow up. Oh yeah, you’re a real grown up. At least I make my own decisions.

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He didn’t sign up for this.
It’s the fucking ice cream man.
Diego said, “Oh? You got jokes, well I got jokes too.”
Dolores, when Number Five comes home drunk ranting about bullshit and she trying to sleep:

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Sir Reginald Hargreeves: Okay, so I’m going to lock you in this dusty ass mausoleum and it’s gonna help you get over your fears of dead shit! uwu<3
Klaus:
No.
Klaus, shining a flashlight under Five's bed: Hey Five, are you ready to come sit with us yet?
Five: [hisses and hits the flashlight across the room]
Klaus, backing away slowly: good talk, good talk, see you later

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Nobody:
Number Five w/ Dolores:
Klaus: *accidentally hits Diego*
Diego: You wanna fucking die?
Klaus: *whispering* Kinda.
Diego: *soft voice* Bro, we talked about this.