i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

me after one bagel sandwich

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

i love people with favorite characters who barely have any content. i hope you feast well on your three comically tiny bread crumbs tonight

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Cinderella

i've seen the greatest fags of my generation lost to taylor swift

We are so fucking back (in bed)

Imagine trying to fuck a bad bitch and she starts talking about the saw franchise

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..