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I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Yesss i didn’t miss it

this blog isnt funny anymore i got dumped by a jehovahs witness

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Yesss i didn’t miss it

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Yesss i didn’t miss it

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

I have had this queued since December 15th.

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

​hey so funny thing about this

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

…fitting since this is frickin’ October 🤣

Holy shit, it literally took almost a whole-ass year for another Thursday the 12th?!

im curious… pls reblog and tell me in the tags what you think is the closest bird to you right now. for me it’s a wood pigeon 🕊️🕊️🐦

they’re gonna add “joever” to the oxford english dictionary